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Sunday Funny!

Still a couple of spots left in the Pet Combo (Dogs & Cats) CPR & First Aid Course on April 18th. Message me to register!

ALWAYS check your labels. Xylitol or Birch Sugar can kill your dog. Be in the know. Watch for new names as they get added!

Sunday Funny!

Dehydration Happens Fast
Vomiting.
Diarrhea.
Overexertion.
Heat.
Stress.
Dehydration doesn’t take days — sometimes it takes hours. And it doesn't have to be the heat of summer to happen.
Watch for:
• Sticky/tacky gums
• Lethargy
• Skin that doesn’t snap back quickly
• Sunken eyes
• Weakness
🚩 Puppies and senior dogs decline faster.
Hydration matters more than food in the first few hours of GI upset.
When in doubt — call your vet.

Upcoming classes on April 12th and 18th! Contact me to register now.

Bloat is a vet trip - 100 percent of the time. There is NOTHING you can do at home. Know the signs and symptoms. NEVER wait to 'see if it resolves'. It won't and time is not on your side. If you suspect bloat - get to the vet. NOW.

🚨 NEW COURSE DROP 🚨
(We weren’t going to release this yet… but here we are)

Introducing:

🧠✨ ADVANCED CANINE TELEPATHIC EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION — LEVEL 3+ ✨🐾

This is NOT for beginners.

In this elite-level training, you and your dog will learn how to:

✔ Communicate telepathically during emergencies
✔ Send thoughts like:
🐶 “I ate the sock. It was worth it.”
🐶 “This is NOT just gas.”
🐶 “Stop calling my name and DO SOMETHING.”

✔ Receive real-time updates directly from your dog’s mind

Course Includes:

🧠 Guided brainwave syncing (must be completed under a full moon)
🕯️ Candle-assisted focus sessions
🐾 Eye-contact endurance drills (minimum 3 minutes, no blinking)
🎓 Bonus Module: Distinguishing Drama vs Actual Emergency

⚠️ Requirements:

• Your dog must be willing to participate (rare)
• Must have attempted telepathic connection at least once before
• Golden Retrievers advance faster than most breeds (science)

👉 Comment “I AM READY TO ASCEND” for early access

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Happy April Fools 😏

(But seriously — your dog DOES give real signs when something’s wrong. Learn them. It matters.)