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02/08/2026

I understand it's expensive, and I'm all for reasonable tread, but at some point you got to hold your ground...

31/07/2026

Six months ago it was "He's a genius, we gotta have him!"

Now it's "I always had a feeling about that guy..."

30/07/2026

I would, but I was up all night journaling. Now, if I could get some more immunity, maybe...

29/07/2026

To everyone who walked out of the bar exam today: congratulations. You just finished the last closed-book test of your life. Everything from here on out is open book...mostly.

Every lawyer you know took this test, walked out wondering if they failed, and is now billing a 0.2 for reading this caption. You did the hard part. Sleep for a week. Worrying doesn't grade essays. You memorized an entire legal system for two days and you're allowed to forget it by Friday...that's the job, actually.

Official post-exam protocol: (1) do not discuss essay three (2) do not google the answers (3) mute the group chat (4) sleep until Saturday (5) let someone else read the fine print for a while.

Statistically speaking, most of you will pass. But if you failed, know that you're in good company:

• John F. Kennedy Jr. (failed New York twice, tabloids dubbed him "the hunk who flunked")
• Kathleen Sullivan (former dean of Stanford Law, failed California while teaching con law there)
• Michelle Obama (failed Illinois the first time, passed the second, now the most popular dem alive)
• Michael Steele (failed Maryland, passed Pennsylvania, ran the RNC)
• Charlie Crist (failed Florida twice, then became the state's attorney general)
• Hillary Clinton (failed DC, passed Arkansas, wound up back where she started)
• Pat Robertson (graduated Yale near the top of his class, failed the NY bar, never practiced a day)

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