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Double Wahala! 😂😂

Little Wisdom greeted his neighbor’s wife at the door after she had been out of town all week. 😄🏠

Wisdom said, “Mommy Success, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing with Success in your house. We were playing hide-and-seek, so I hid in your bedroom closet. 🙈😂 Then Daddy Success came into the room with the lady from next door…”

Mommy Success quickly raised her hand. ✋😳

“Not another word! Wait until Daddy Success gets home. Then I want you to tell him exactly what you just told me.” 😤😂

Later, Daddy Success came home. 🏠🚶‍♂️

His wife immediately told him that she was leaving him. 😡💔

“But why?” Daddy Success asked in shock. 😳

She then called Wisdom.

“Go ahead, Wisdom,” she said. “Tell Daddy Success exactly what you told me.” 👀

Wisdom looked at them and said:

“Well, I was playing hide-and-seek with Success, so I hid in your closet. 🙈 Then Daddy Success came in with the lady next door…”

At this point, Daddy Success was already sweating. 😰😂

Wisdom continued:

“…and they got into bed. Then Daddy Success got on top of her, and they did exactly what you did with Uncle Bobby when Daddy Success was away last summer!” 😭🤣🤣🤣

Daddy Success: 😳😳😳

Mommy Success: 🫢🫢🫢

Wisdom: 😇😂

DOUBLE WAHALA!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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A very touching story from China
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Especially that part where he said：汦睯改潢摲肪
搜瀲挽漭戭牯 ooooh 😫😢

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🤣🤣 AGREEMENT NA AGREEMENT! 🌳💀

I carried one man from one very far village enter one thick forest. 🌲🛵

For my mind, I dey feel like say I don carry one correct army officer. 😎🫡

I even dey drive with confidence…
I dey greet checkpoint officers with chest. 😂

As we reach inside the forest, one rough voice shout from inside bush:

“Oga! Welcome back! We don dey wait for you!” 😭😭💔

Na there my spirit leave my body small. 😭

I come realize say the “army officer” wey I carry na confirmed bandit! 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

As we reach destination, transport na ₦1,000.

The man dip hand for pocket, count ₦950, hand me.

Come smile say:
“Driver, abeg manage am.” 😌

Manage wetin?? 😤

I look am eye-to-eye say:

“Oga, bandit no bandit… agreement na agreement! My remaining ₦50 no be donation!” 🤣🤣

The other bandits begin laugh. 😂

One even tell am:
“Chairman, pay this man before he report us to Consumer Protection!” 💀🤣

Na so the man hiss, remove the remaining ₦50.

As I collect am, I bow small say:

“Thank you sir… next time if una wan kidnap person, abeg no forget transport fare complete.” 🏃🏽‍♂️😂😂

🤣💀 Moral lesson: Whether na village, city or forest… agreement na agreement! 😂👏

All because I helped an old man wash TV with sponge and Omo 😭📺

So yesterday my mother announced she was bringing her father from the psychiatric hospital to stay with us. It was a serious argument between my father and mother.

"How can you bring a mad man to stay with us?" My father roared angrily.☹️☹️

"He is not a mad man. He is my father. My own father. That is Conquer’s grand father. He is not a mad man." My mother replied angrily.😣😣

"Hence he is your father he should stay in your house or better still his house. Why bring him to my house? Someone who has been in the psychiatric hospital for over seven years."😒😒

My mother activated her sweet charm. She started crying crocodile tears in a romantic way.🥺😢

"A man who took care of me? I didn't know you were this way. So you want me to send my own father to the streets? You do not love me. You do not."😵😭😭

When I saw my mother crying, my mumu button was also activated. I started begging my father on her behalf.🤗🤗

"Daddy allow grandpa to come. Please allow him. Please."

Well, my dad did not say Grandpa could come. He only kept quiet and sank into his chair. At that moment, we all knew he had agreed.😋😋

The next day, my father and I were both seated in the parlor when my mother walked in with her father. The old man kept staring at the sitting room.😏

"Dirty house. This house is very dirty. Give me mob and water. Are there no people in the house? Bring me broom let me sweep the floor." He roared.☹️☹️

My mother quickly ran and brought mob and water.🤨

My surprised father gave her the what is happening kind of look, and she began to explain

"Honey, the doctors said we should do all he says. They say it will help him recover fully."🤗🤗

My father stood up and walked to his room. He was boiling in anger but could not say anything.🤷‍♂️

I watched as my grand father began to mob the floor like a faithful house wife. He kept cleaning everything with a damp rag and water. 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

My mother immediately followed my father to the bedroom to explain to him.

I folded my hands and started looking at the old man who had decided to clean an already clean house.😳☺☺

"Hey you, my brother. Come and help me clean the house. This place is too dirty. I wonder the kind of mad people that live in this house."😏☹️

"Me?"

"Yes. Are you not my brother?"

"No. I am your grand son. My name is Conquer."

"Who gave you that ugly name? From today your name is ogachëko. What did I say?"🙄🙄

"You say my name is ogachëko."🤗🤗

"Ehen …. Oya come lets clean the house. This house is dirty."🤨

This was how I joined the old man. We started cleaning.😟

My father and mother walked down the stair case to find my grand father and I seriously washing the television with omo and Iron sponge. While the old man was washing the electronics, I was rinsing them in clean water.😌😌

Everything was seriously shining in our eyes.😋😋

The summary of the matter now is that grandpa is out on the street, and my father made sure I go to psychiatric hospital .🥺

My father has refused to hear daddy I am sorry.
While my mom is not helping the matter😫😭😭
😂😂

🍛 A plate of rice is now ₦1,000 in a local restaurant... 😩
🏨 The same plate is about ₦5,000 in some hotels... 😭💸
🚔 But in prison... food is FREE! 🍚😂
Abeg, I no dey tell anybody wetin to do o! 🤲🤣

What is he drinking

They don finally catch me