Two Dudes And Podcast

Ordered one crab leg thinking "salad."

A cowboy walked out with a leg this long and half a cluster on the end. 🦀

We should've been done right there. We kept eating like du*****es.

"It's the only place I can legitimately tell you I've relaxed on this planet." Hawaii! 🌊

Why Florence might be the smartest place to stay in Italy: an hour to Pisa, 30 min to the Cinque Terre, Chianti country all around, and a train straight to Rome, Venice, and Tuscany. 🇮🇹

If you do one thing in Germany, do Oktoberfest. 🍺

Ten-story chair rides, endless tents, and a party you'll never forget (they've got ambulance carts for a reason). 🍺

Dubai isn't as expensive as you think- and the "mall" has an aquarium, a zoo, and takes three days to walk. 🌆

If you go, don't half-ass it.

Sometimes the best answers are the simplest ones 😂

A military uniform.
A father’s gold watch.
Staying six feet above ground.

This episode somehow went from meaningful to unhinged in about 30 seconds 🍷🎙️

Unpopular opinion: Paris is overrated. 🗼

The Eiffel Tower at night? Phenomenal. The Mona Lisa? "She's an 8x10, y'all."

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life… what are you picking? 👀

Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuits?
Chicken fried steak?
Or are you going full carnivore with a steak every day 😂

What’s the craziest Bloody Mary you’ve ever seen…
and be honest, can it beat a whole Cornish hen on top?? 🍗

Drop yours below ⬇️
We’re judging.

Full bartender chaos in the latest episode of Two Dudes and
Watch on YouTube, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts, Link in Bio.

The most expensive bottle he ever drank was also the worst. His actual favorite? $9.99. 🍷

Price doesn't decide taste.