Ferris Fowler

I ain’t no chicken.

I know what you’re thinking, but I ain’t no chicken. I’m a total adrenaline ju**ie. Have been since I was a hatchling. My folks say I’m plucky.

I get a kick out of the wildest Fair rides. Just don’t mind if I cowboy up, and put on my tall hat to get past the height requirement.

Game for anything, I always choose dare. Any crazy adventure you hatch up, I won’t chicken out. Just egg me on.

(PS: Had to type this out because my handwriting’s chicken scratch.)