Funky Monkey Ranch
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USDA licensed exotic ranch near Fort Worth, Texas.
Spider monkeys, ruffed lemurs, fennec foxes, bat eared foxes, asian small clawed otters, wildcats, coatis, a sloth and snakes… oh my!
09/20/2026
MARK YOUR CALENDARS ✨
We have several big events on the calendar. Don't forget to save the dates. These are our favorite events of the year + will have several surprises planned.
09/19/2026
Our new Halloween 🎃👻 tee design has dropped! Select local pick up or have it shipped.
Who else is ready for fall + trick-or-treating?
Get your tee 👇
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/halloween-tee
09/17/2026
🎃👻 WHO NEEDS TO GET BOO’D THIS HALLOWEEN?
Forget ghosts.
SEND A MONKEY INSTEAD. 🐒😂
Funky Monkey Ranch is introducing YOU’VE BEEN MONKEY BOO’D!
For $45, we’ll make a surprise visit to someone’s home or workplace with one of our monkeys and a Halloween-themed Boo Bag!
Imagine your coworker’s reaction when a monkey suddenly walks through the door. 😳🐒
Or surprising your spouse at work.
Or giving your best friend a Halloween surprise they absolutely weren’t expecting. 😂🎃
You pick the victim. We bring the monkey. 😈🐒
🎃 $45 per Boo
🐒 Approximately 15-minute visit
🎁 Halloween Boo Bag included
📍 Burleson and Mansfield area ONLY
Only a limited number of Boo spots will be available!
👇 Who are YOU going to BOO? 👻
Meet Peter Pumpkin, the newest resident at Funky Monkey Ranch.
He is a Flemish Giant rabbit, one of the largest rabbit breeds in the world. Full-grown Flemish Giants can tip the scales at 15+ pounds and stretch over two feet long. That is not a typo. They are gentle, curious, and honestly a little majestic.
Peter Pumpkin is settling in nicely and we could not be more excited to introduce him to all of you.
Now we have to ask: does a rabbit this large still count as a “little” guy? Drop your thoughts below.
Come meet him in person on your next tour. Book your visit at funkymonkeyranch.
09/16/2026
What in the big foot has hopped into the ranch!
09/16/2026
Halfway to the weekend, and the lemurs are already in full relaxation mode. Black and white ruffed, red ruffed, Tri-colored— they know how to pace themselves.
09/16/2026
🍂 READY TO FALL FOR THE WILD? 🐒
Leave the kids at home and join us for a night that's a little different!
Falling for the Wild is an adults-only evening at Funky Monkey Ranch on September 25th. Come hang out with incredible animals, enjoy the fall atmosphere, and spend a fun night at the Ranch after hours. 🌙🍁
🐒 Animals
🍂 Fall vibes
🍹 Drinks & socializing
🎶 Music & fun
🔞 Adults only
September 25 • 6–9 PM
Grab your friends. Bring your date. Come get a little wild. 😉
🎟️ Tickets are available now 👇
https://funkymonkeyranch.com/products/falling-for-the-wild-adult-night
Falling for the Wild — you might just fall in love with the Ranch. 🍂🐒
09/15/2026
Our baby lemurs are becoming so social! They love being fed snacks. Come out to meet our Brown Lemurs + Ringtail Lemur Twins during your next tour.
09/15/2026
Are you team pumpkin 🎃 or 💀 skeleton? It's time to decorate for fall at the ranch!
It’s pumpkin season + all the animals are excited. Do you love all things pumpkin flavored in the fall? The bearcats do!
We lightly roasted this pumpkin to soften it some. Ravenna chowed down.
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Burleson, TX
76028
Opening Hours
| Monday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Tuesday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Wednesday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Thursday | 4pm - 6pm |
| Friday | 11am - 6:30pm |
| Saturday | 11am - 6:30pm |
| Sunday | 11am - 6:30pm |