Average Life Expectancy

IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS WE BRAUNF ANEW AT COMAL RIVER TATTOO WITH Auroch Tx ON 6/13...CUM THRU?!

TEXAS TAINT TOUCHING TOUR BEGINS JUNE 12 @ Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios W/ Auroch Tx UPON A STACKED SLAB OF BRANDS. WE'RE GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY

TERRORISTIC TRAWL THRU CENTEX W/ THE HOMIES Auroch Tx COMING SOON:
💣 6/12/26 - DENTON, TX Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios
💣 6/13/26 - NEW BRAUNFELS (DETAILS FORTHCUMMING)
💣 6/14/26 - WACO, TX @ Reaper's


PLEASE DISPATCH CHIP AND JOANNA AND ANY HILLCOUNTRY WINOS U KNOW IN NÜ BRAUNF

Come thru 2 Haltom Theater 2nite!!! Cultburner had to drop so we are playing last now.

TOMORROW! January 11th! Be at Haltom Theater to witness eldritch horror!

Sunday night at the Haltom….