Farm Fatale
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Crafted with purpose, rooted in faith, and designed to bring a little bit of light to your table
Proof that, even when you feel like you’re breaking, if you just keep going, it’ll all work out🤍
08/04/2026
What did my cucumber plant ever do to you Bugsy?
The party has finally arrived🎉🥒
Farm Fatale Cultivation coming soon..
07/29/2026
Just a little sneak peek before the jars drop tomorrow👀
The soft launch is officially here TOMORROW
& we couldn't wait to show off the artwork🧄🥒
From Emotionally Stable to Emotional Damage, every tag was designed with emotional support & a good dose of reality.
the jars drop tomorrow morning🗓️
Quantities are limited for this first run so don’t wait to snag a jar or five🫙
Which label best describes your current mood?
For me.. I’m in some serious need of Emotional Damage control after my second born woke up and chose character development for everyone 😵💫
My toxic trade is that I threw myself to the lions and pray for the best 🤍🥒🧄

They said starting a garden was good for my mental health.. but all I’ve learned is that I can have a mental breakdown before the sun rises 🫠🙃
mom always said “you’ll never know if you don’t try” and she’s been right about everything else so I figured I’d try🥒🧄
Welcome to the chaos that is Farm Fatale
my life might be coming apart at the seams, but at least this glide is completely stable. thanks, mom💋🥰
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