Comedyriotman

A good friend will sing Happy Birthday to you. A great friend will add a key change.

Thanks for all the nice words and birthday wishes, but let's get real, I'm still waiting for my Maine C**n to arrive!

Stand-up comedy for people who survived hose water, dial-up, and now need to be home by 8 🕗📞

Sharp jokes. Zero f***s. Big feral Gen X energy 🔥🐾

Come laugh. Be home in time for pajamas and true crime 🖤📺

If you’ve been asking “When are you performing?” — this one’s for you!

This is what you have to look forward to, kids, a bright and amazing future.

Going back to bed. Duces.
Happy New Year! 🫶🏻🎆🎇🧨✌🏻

I wanted a quiet day.
The ice said “psych!”