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“I spent the night at this boy crib and he tried to crack, but I wasn’t on that, so I went to sleep in his bed 😴 Tell me why I wake up in the middle of the night and bro was really laid up sleep on the couch with another girl 😭

I ain’t say a word, i went right back in his bed and went to sleep 🤷🏽‍♀️ When shorty saw me in the morning, I told her I was his sister 😭

Till this day that’s still the bro, ’cause nah… he a real one for that 😭” - Jasmine

Man I started dealing with this girl thinking she just a lil baddie with a nice vibe… man, tell me why it’s 2AM and she over here watching Unsolved Mysteries taking NOTES trying to help solve the case 🤦🏽‍♂️

I keep telling her, “come to bed”… but she busy yelling at the screen talking bout “THE NEIGHBOR DID IT!” 😭

What I’m supposed to do y’all?? 🤔

What are your thoughts on this verdict? 👇

A major verdict in the Botham Jean case: his family was awarded $98 million after a former Dallas police officer entered his apartment and fatally sh*t him.

The case continues to spark conversations about accountability, justice, and the value of a life lost too soon.

What y’all think about this newly engaged couple? 💍❤️

Is the age gap too much, or nah… love is love? 👀

Every time me and my girl having a discussion, her friend Kiki wanna put her 2 cents in… So when I took my girl to get her nails done and she told me it was $90, I gave her $89.98 & told her make her homegirl give her the 2 cents she always got 🤷🏾‍♂️😭

Am I wrong ?

Was he wrong for getting married, or should athletes protect their wealth before saying ‘I do’? 👀

84-year-old Barry Dawson of Waterbury, Connecticut, has reportedly filed for divorce from his wife, Dorothy, after 62 years of marriage—after she discovered he had allegedly been pretending to be deaf and mute for their entire marriage just so he wouldn’t have to listen to her.
According to reports, Barry kept the act going flawlessly for more than six decades without ever slipping up. Dorothy only learned the truth by complete accident.
Now, Dorothy is reportedly seeking a divorce as well—not because she’s furious about the deception, but because she’s more offended that he managed to pull it off so convincingly for 62 years.

Kim, so this is what you chose to post on the internet? First of all, the divorce is NOT even finalized. Second, tell people the whole story. I met you when you were an “night dancer”, and all I ever tried to do was give you a different life and make you my wife 💍. But you didn’t want that.

Now you’re posting pictures acting like I was holding you back. If that tweet wasn’t covering you, everybody would see your backside is showing in that picture too. Go be with those rich scammers I was always catching you talking to. I’ll keep working my post office job. One day I’ll find somebody who actually wants real love.