Sarcastic Sweets
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We are a food truck & bakery based in New England that curates nut and dairy free desserts. We offer a GF/Vegan line of items as well.
At Sarcastic Sweets we focus on making sure there is something for everyone at any event our products are present. The motto here is "Its not like I can`t make it for you." So what I`m simply saying to all my wonderful future customers there`s nothing I can`t make for you so feel free to ask.
We are busy 🐝 and every second counts...🤷🏾♀️
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🎉 One year never looked so good! 💚
Today we're celebrating Rikki Hopkins and her first year at her very first job at Sarcastic Sweets!
Rikki has brought creative ideas, bright energy, impeccable fashion advice, and has officially earned the title of our Queen of the Smell Goods. ✨ If it smells amazing around here, chances are Rikki had something to do with it. 😉
To celebrate, we handed Rikki the menu and let her call the shots—Korean barbecue was the winner. A well-earned celebration for an even better teammate.
Rikki, thank you for making our bakery a brighter place. We're incredibly proud of everything you've accomplished this year, and we can't wait to see what year two brings.
Go get you a Rikki... just not this one. This one's ours. 💚😏
Meditate 🧘🏾♀️ on what you want to 👀
Sometimes we ask for help 🤷🏾♀️
07/22/2026
🍉🌱 I'm trying something new... and I'd love for you to bake along with me!
Before we serve this dessert at our next event, I'm sharing the recipe so you can make it at home and then come taste our version.
This is our Dairy-Free, Nut-Free & Vegan Watermelon–Zucchini Olive Oil Cake layered with coconut cream cheese mousse and watermelon-lime compote. It may sound unexpected, but that's part of the fun!
Come try a tasting plate sample at:
🌿 Field to Fork Farmers Market📍 Johnson & Wales Culinary Museum – Providence, RI📅 Wednesday, August 19, 2026🕟 4:30–7:30 PM
This is a ticketed fundraiser celebrating local farms, local chefs, and fresh seasonal ingredients.
👇 Would you try a watermelon-zucchini cake? Tell me "YES" or "NO" in the comments!
💚 Save this recipe for later, share it with a fellow foodie, and grab your tickets to come taste the finished dessert in person.
🌮 Some people trade Pokémon cards. I trade desserts for tacos.
This lovely lady didn't know what she wanted... but I did. 😏 And this taco? Just what I needed.
One thing about food vendors—we always find each other, and the best currency is a good meal and a sweet treat. 💚
If you're looking for what you need tomorrow, we've got you.
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🍪 Open 12–5 PM
🛍️ Limited Too Good To Go bags available
☕️ Rhode Island Food Fight coffee coupons accepted all July in shop or on event
Stop by the shop tomorrow and treat yourself to exactly what you needed. 😉🍪☕️
Hey, darling... let's eat. 🥗😉
Owning a bakery doesn't mean living on cookies, and driving a truck doesn't mean living on gas station snacks.
If you want to feel well, you've got to eat well. More energy. Better focus. Longer days. Smarter choices.
Whether you're running a food truck, hauling freight, or building your business one mile at a time, I'm sharing realistic tips to help you stay hydrated, eat better, and keep rolling.
Follow for sweet sarcasm, healthier habits, and proof that dessert and discipline can absolutely ride in the same truck. 💚🚚🍪
If dessert had a summer destination.. this would be it. 😏
☀️ Fresh Ginger Lemonade with real 🫚
🫖 House-made Wellness Sweet Tea
☕️ Alaskan Coffee, featured all month in the Rhode Island Food Fight Coffee Competition
🍰🍦 It's officially Cake & Ice Cream season.
🍪 Fresh, dairy-free, nut-free desserts made from scratch with ingredients you can actually recognize.
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👇 Comment "IT'S RESEARCH," like this post, and follow our page. Show us in the bakery Friday from 12–5 PM, and the first 50 people will receive a FREE cookie!
Now... where are we seeing you this July? 💚
☕️ Coffee that's does everything you cant...
Our coffee beans come straight from Alaska (thanks, Mom 😉), where they're cultivated with glacier water. The natural minerals make for a smoother, less acidic cup that gives cold brew vibes... without actually being cold brew.
We're part of the Rhode Island Food Fight Coffee Competition all July!
📍Validate your Coffee Pass Fridays, 12–5 PM at the bakery or catch us at one of our food truck events. DM us to find out where we'll be!
Want to skip the line? Order our freshly ground Alaskan coffee online—we ship nationwide, and offer local pickup and delivery.
Comment "COFFEE" and we'll send you the details. ☕️
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