PSR 7M

I’m not bragging but I walked all the way across the house into another room and remembered why I went there. 🥳

My biological dad was a bitter man, but my foster dad prefers Australian lager.

My buddy got caught shoplifting today in Boots,
he's much faster in his trainers.

So long as you drive a huge 4x4 and put your hazards on, you can stop wherever you like when dropping your kids off at school.

Just went past a new store called moderation.
They have everything in there.

Almost 100% of people who are told to
"hold their horses" don't even have horses.

I spent the evening at the mother-in-law’s last night. I enjoyed every week of it.

People who use the incorrect word should have the humidity to admit it.

Instead of red-eye reduction on cameras, why can’t they make one with double chin reduction?

There's nothing quite like a lovely glass of wine before you drink the rest of the bottle.