Artsplosion

It's a new day, so there's a new employee of the day! This is Jeffina. She enjoys cats. She will drive long distances to deliver forgotten nonsense, and road rage middle fingers are a guarantee.
Monster adoptions are once again being held under the Burnside Bridge at the Portland Saturday Market. Next weekend is the Corvallis Fall Festival. Busy busy busy ...

Our final employee of the day for the Salem Art festival is Latisha Marie. She enjoys musical theater, she's here for a good time, not a long time, and has a pocket full of gummy candy. The lint attached is for extra flavor.
Monster adoptions have reached their final day in Salem, Or. We are open until 5pm. I believe there is a $10 gate fee, so that's something to know. See you back at Portland Saturday Market next Saturday and Corvallis the weekend after.

This is Radcliff and his emotional support pumpkin, Dave. Radcliff is today's employee of the day. He enjoys candlelit corridors, he is an avid spooky movie re-enactor, and he occasionally licks the living.
Day 2 of the Salem Art festival. Plenty of monsters to adopt and I am finishing new ones all day. Open until 7pm tonight.

This is Jerome. He is today's employee of the day. He enjoys chasing butterflies, plays the banjo, and can't stop saying," Banana Rama." Great, now I can't stop saying it.
This is the first day of the Salem Art festival. We are going n Bush's Pasture Park booth B17 close to Mission Street. Open until 7pm tonight. $10 entry fee, I believe.

Our employee of the day is Warner. He enjoys the new car smell, he needs 3 cups of coffee to start the day, and he will chew on EVERYTHING.
Monster adoptions are being held again at the Portland Saturday Market. Next weekend the monsters and I will be in Salem, OR.

Welcome to the employee of the day club, Orion. He enjoys movie night with the guys, dislikes leg day and he failed the hopscotch unit in gym class. Can't win them all, I guess. Keep trying, tho.
Back at the Portland Saturday Market for monster adoptions. Still under the Burnside bridge, still open until 5pm. Come say hi! Also it is PUGAPALOOZA DAY. The market has soooooooo many pugs running around.

This is Rose. She is today's employee of the day. She enjoys the food on YOUR plate, thinks she is the foremost authority on pinball history, and wants to know why you must paddy-wack before you give a dog a bone.
Good question.
Back at the Portland Saturday Market today. Monster adoptions under the bridge until 5pm tonight. Come say hi.

We have come to the time of year that needs a show season update. This is the current fall schedule. There is room for a couple shows that applications haven't been seen yet. Cross your fingers for December. I should be at the Portland Saturday Market on the in-between Saturdays.

Better late than never. This is our final employee of the day for the Vancouver Arts and Music Festival. This is Griswalda. She enjoys a lawn chair in the shade, when she bumps into a chair, she apologizes to it, and cries when she looks at her bank balance then says, "it's fine."
The final day for monster adoptions in Vancouver is upon us. We are here until 7pm.
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Today's employee of the day is Mert. She enjoys being contrary, she is always at 20% charge on her phone, and considers "What's up, Doc?" fighting words.
It's day 2 of the Vancouver Arts and Music Festival. It is a glorious day to adopt a monster. Come hang out.

Saturday 10-8
Sunday 10-7