The Slutcracker
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"Classic Ballet Reinvented" -- ABC Nightlne. Boston-area performance artists band together to bring you Boston's newest holiday tradition: The Slutcracker.
This scene-by-scene retelling of the Nutcracker, resplendent with ribald parody, "whisks the audience away to a carefree realm of sexual fantasy." The Slutcracker is the sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular that will make you squeal--and it just might get you laid. Created and directed by Vanessa White aka Sugar Dish
12/31/2025
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The Slutcracker Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!
We SIN once every season. Monday!
Sunday matinee
12/09/2025
Tickets are still available for Thursday, Dec. 11. $40 at the door $49+ online. Friday and Saturday sold out.
The Slutcracker Every other holiday production wants to be The Slutcracker! Our 2008 premier blew-up the box office at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. And now we say thanks to the 200,000 patrons who have enjoyed an evening of beauty, dance and laughs with us since!
12/09/2025
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