Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co.

🚨 TUESDAY HOUSEKEEPING TIP:

If you turn the lights off, you can’t see the mess.

Hope this helps. 😂

For those of you who unfortunately have windows, electricity, and standards… we’re available. 🧽🤣

We clean:
✨ Houses that are “not that bad”
✨ Houses that are ABSOLUTELY that bad
✨ Bathrooms nobody wants to claim
✨ Kitchens that have been through some things
✨ Kid messes, pet messes & general life explosions
✨ Commercial spaces too!

And the best part?

We don’t judge.
Because I promise you, your house is not going to be the one that finally shocks us. 😂

📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

🧽 Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co.
Come home to clean. We’ll keep your secrets. 🤣

🧽 MONDAY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 😂

The laundry is reproducing.
The dishes have formed a union.
And whatever is happening behind the toilet is between you and God. 😭😂

Good news — Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co. is accepting new residential AND commercial clients!

✨ Routine Cleaning
✨ Deep Cleaning
✨ Commercial & Office Cleaning
✨ Mommy Helper Services
✨ Organizing & Resets
✨ Move-In / Move-Out Cleaning
✨ Judgment-Free. Always. ❤️

You don’t have to clean before I come.
THAT WOULD DEFEAT THE WHOLE DANG PURPOSE. 😂

🏠 Homes • 🏢 Offices • Small Businesses

📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

Let me worry about the mess. You’ve got enough going on. 🧽

🧽 WHO WANTS A SPOT?! 🧽

I’m doing walk-throughs TOMORROW to fill a few openings on my cleaning schedule!

If you’ve been thinking about getting some help around the house, now’s the time. ❤️

✨ Routine Cleaning
✨ Deep Cleaning
✨ Mommy Helper Services
✨ Organizing & Resets
✨ Move-In / Move-Out
✨ Judgment-Free ALWAYS

📲 Call or Text: 217-904-0643
📧 Email: [email protected]
💬 Message me directly!
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

Let’s get you on the schedule! 🧽🏡

🥳🍹 WE’RE OFF FOR A GIRLS WEEKEND! 🍹🥳

Lil Bit officially turned 21 on August 2nd, and now it’s time for the girls to go celebrate! 💃🎉

If you wanna help make her 21st a little more fun… buy Lil Bit a drink or send her a birthday shot! 😂🥃🍹

💵 Cash App: $sabler318
💙 Venmo:

Happy 21st Birthday, Lil Bit! 🎂🥳

Now somebody send this girl a shot before her mama changes her mind. 😂😂

🎉 IT’S FRIDAYYYYY! 🎉

You made it through the week.
Your house, however… has seen some things. 😂🧽

If your weekend plans include looking around thinking, “I really need to clean this place…” — don’t.

That’s literally what we’re here for. 😏

🧽 Standard & Deep Cleans
🏡 Weekly, Biweekly & Monthly Cleaning
🧺 Mommy Helper Services
✨ Organizing & Home Resets
📦 Move-In / Move-Out Cleans
❤️ Always Judgment-Free

Our calendar is filling up, but we still have room for a few more homes!

📲 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

LASAGNA LADY CLEANING CO.
You enjoy your weekend. We’ll handle the mess. 😂🧽❤️

🐪 HAPPY HUMP DAY! 🐪

You know you're an adult when seeing an empty laundry basket is more exciting than winning the lottery. 😂

If your house currently has:
🧺 Laundry multiplying.
🍽️ Dishes reproducing.
🐶 Dust bunnies paying rent.
🤦‍♀️ And a floor you vaguely remember having...

It might be time to call Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co. 😅

We're down to just a few openings, so if you've been putting it off, this is your sign!

❤️ Judgment-Free Cleaning
🏡 Weekly • Biweekly • Monthly • Deep Cleans

📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

Four months ago I posted, "Well... here goes nothing."

Today I'm wondering if anyone knows how to add an 8th day to the week. 😂

Seriously... I never imagined Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co. would grow this fast. Every share, referral, recommendation, review, and booking has helped build this business, and I can't thank you all enough.

The crazy part? We're running out of availability! 🤯

If you've been thinking about scheduling a walk-through, don't wait much longer. I only have a few openings left before I'm saying, "I can get you on the schedule... just not this year." 😅

Thank you for believing in this little business. It truly means the world to me. ❤️

📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 lasagnaladycleaning.com

📣 YES... THIS IS ANOTHER CLEANING POST. 😂

Our marketing department took the day off...

(It's just Beth. 😅)

So... I'm shamelessly advertising my own business.

🧽 LASAGNA LADY CLEANING CO. 🧽
WE HAVE:

✨ Judgment-Free Cleaning
✨ Deep Cleans
✨ Routine Weekly, Biweekly & Monthly Services
✨ Mommy Helper Services
✨ Move-In & Move-Out Cleans
✨ A Team That Actually Cares ❤️

WE NEED:

📲 New Clients
❤️ Shares
🏡 Referrals
⭐ Reviews

If we've ever cleaned for you, tell people about us! Word of mouth has built this business, and every share, recommendation, and review helps us continue growing.

📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 www.lasagnaladycleaning.com

Help us fill the calendar... so I can stop making awkward posts like this. 😂

☀️ Monday's To-Do List

☐ Wake up and question all of your life choices.
☐ Drink coffee... then another cup just to be safe. ☕
☐ Walk through the house pretending you don't see the dishes, laundry, dog hair, and mystery crumbs. 👀
☐ Tell yourself, "I'll get to it after work."
☐ Realize after work you still don't want to do it. 😂
☑ Message Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co.

Life is busy enough without spending your evenings scrubbing bathrooms and folding laundry.

At Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co., we're a judgment-free cleaning service that helps you reclaim your time. Whether you need a one-time deep clean, recurring service, a move-in/move-out clean, organizing help, or a Mommy Helper reset, we're here to help.

Go enjoy your family, your pets, or your favorite spot on the couch... we'll handle the mess. ❤️

🧽 Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co.
📞 217-904-0643
📧 [email protected]
🌐 LasagnaLadyCleaning.com

📅 Now booking August appointments!
Insured • Judgment-Free • Locally Owned

🎉 Happy 21st Birthday to my Lil Bit! 🎉🥳

Today my baby girl officially turns 21! ❤️🍹

She just recently joined me at Lasagna Lady Cleaning Co., and she'll be right by my side all week helping make your homes shine. I'm so excited to have her on this journey with me.

Next Saturday, Brat and I are taking the birthday girl to the casino to celebrate turning 21! 🎰🥂

If you've been looking for an excuse to buy the birthday girl her first legal drink, here's your chance! 😂🍹

💙 Venmo:
💛 PayPal:
💚 Cash App: $sabler318

Help me wish Sable the happiest 21st birthday! ❤️🎂