Nevermind

Keeping the party going from 8.
Meet you in the alley.

okay surely you’re sick of me talking about this by now???

THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE

dating club is TONIGHT at Nevermind.

link in bio blah blah blah, we’ve been through this like 47 times.

we are nearly sold out and there will be a handful of tickets at the door.

can’t wait to see all u sexy people there x

situationship september has entered the chat.

and tomorrow night, we find out what happens when you fill a room full of sexy singles.

are you coming or what? 🫦

noooo don’t stay at home on friday you’re sooo sexy.

the gc is starving for some new lore.
give the people what they want!!!

standards high. tickets low.
link in bio before you miss out.

wtf is hotter than being single?

being single in a room full of other hot single people this friday.

come flirt. tickets in bio x

because “i’ll just meet someone naturally” requires going outside and flirting with strangers.

lucky for you, we’re providing a room full of sexy single people. all you have to do is buy a ticket.

i lost my number, can i have yours?

i’m available, but tickets won’t be for much longer.

see u next friday x

i just wanted to let you know that what really started working for my biceps was when i started counting macros and found myself a baddie at nevermind.