FASHION KEYBOARD

Get there early to avoid the line up! Melbourne's hottest club is Fashion Keyboard, a weekly drankfest on Friday nights at Heritage at Royal Melbourne Hotel. You'll know you've found it when you hit the line of babes. At the door you will be greeted by a midget wearing a long coat and holding an ice cream, who will ask you to solve three riddles in order to allow you entrance, which you can only be granted once you have said the password (though in all honesty, the $6 entry will do). You will find yourself in a whole new world, one filled with cheap drinks, (Fashion Keyboard Republic's national drink and highest grossing export after cat meat is the jaegerbomb) mega bebs dancing left right and centre (and every 3rd Friday of the month, we run an anti gravity chamber, so they'll be dancing on the ceiling too) and sexy resident DJs blasting out your favourite songs. Yes, yours in particular. They can tell. And that's not just on the extremely accurate assumption that everyone's favourite song is this; The Republic of Fashion Keyboard's national anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0. Fashion Keyboard is an 18+ event. Valid Photo ID required for entry - No ID, No Entry.