Absurdlings

Absurdling .10
Asked if anyone wanted to play a game.
No one volunteered.

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4" x 4"
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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .09
Has been watching from behind the curtains.
For community safety.

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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .08
Has been trying to quit for 23 years.
Will start tomorrow.

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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .07
Knows something you don't.
Refuses to stop smiling.

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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .06
Insists she is "just looking."
Has already taken three.

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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .05

been described as "a bad influence."
She disagrees.

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5.06.2026

Absurdling .04

Assures investors that everything is proceeding as planned.

It is not.

Ink on canvas

5.07.2026

Absurdling .03

Was specifically told not to touch it.

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05.07.2026

Absurdling .02

Claims to be "doing fine."
Evidence remains inconclusive.

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4" x 4"
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5.07.2026
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Absurdling .01

Became hostile when asked about employment history.

Ink on canvas
5.07.2026