SNESA Football Club

It’s gameday baby!!

Get down and support the boys this afternoon, with the Reserves taking on Curtin Uni Wesley.

Reserves @ 1.10pm
League @ 3.05pm

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Bring your partners, family, friends and others and join in the fun at the SNESA Quiz Night hosted by Stuart Hawkins!

$100 per table
Max 10 per table
BYO Food to share
Bar open
Coin games and other entertainment
Prizes up for grabs!

More than a game 💙💛 Caius Kelly

Roy 💛💙

Name: Calum Michael David William Dylan Butler
Age: Old
Aliases: Roy, Royden, Fevs Uncle, Offys mate, Washi, Cal, Royboy, Chow, La, Skip, Lachie’s brother

Likes: smelling his fingers, driving to Bunbury to watch north, Harry Sheezel, LDU, beating undefeated teams in grand finals, Toby Pink, PointsBets 5 for $25 pickem, standing up straight, Blondes, Big Realies, LDU, Spang, Courtney, Wes, his left foot, chicken rice, North Melbourne, listening to Courtney, spending money until Courtney says he has to stop, falling asleep with a beer in his hand, using a shoelace as a blind fold, pulling his back vacuuming

Dislikes: taking kick ins in front of a crowd of 17 year olds, AFL fantasy bye rounds, 2 leg multis, bonus bets, Ben McKay, Contested footy, hard balls, taking kickouts at Kenwick, getting caught checking out his mates missus, finishing his beers, disobeying Courtney, Kicking on his right, low ball drops, hitting more than one target in a row, vacuuming, bending below 90 degrees, walking with straight feet

Hobbies: smelling his fingers, reverse parking, using Wes to get out of social events

Final Word: Nothing more to say on behalf of this great club, except. Thank you Cal Butler. For more than you will ever know. 💛💙

Club Update. Change of fixture.

Whilst we will still commemorate Br Pat Memorial Round and Past Players Day, the Reserves game will not be going ahead due to Yanchep Red Hawks forfeit.

We would like to thank Yanchep and the PFL for their support in trying to still get two games up. We understand these things happen.

Past players, our bar and canteen will still be open at 1pm, with the League game commencing at 2.30pm as per fixture.

We will have an update soon regarding teams.

Past players, supporters, family and friends are still welcome to come down and enjoy the day.

Coach 💙💛

Name: Caius Kelly
Age: same as weight in stones
Aliases: CK, DC, reverse Jared Fogle, Poster boy, bridesmaid, Ryan Reynolds, catman

Likes: HJs Carlisle drive through, uber eats, menu log, deliveroo, cheap Tuesdays, Jessie’s leftovers, having ex-team mates naming kids after him, Canada, showering with the boys, adopting cats, losing to Ace, being a corrupt commissioner in fantasy football, Hitting the post to put a GF curse on the club, Not being able to coach us out of the curse, Neapolitan ice cream

Dislikes: pea hearted individuals, freo fans, across face wind late in a GF, still sucking at fantasy fooball, small portions, Michael Guest switching the football, vets, BMIs, clothes, anything that requires effort, gloves

Hobbies: doing calves while walking, altar serving, eating for two when partner is pregnant, eating for two when partner isn’t pregnant, creating curses, burger eating contests

Final word: Will go down as one of the greatest to ever don the jumper. Caius brings ferocity, tenacity and passion. His love for the club, but more importantly his family, teammates and friends, reflects the values of the club. SNESA FC is a better place because of his contribution on and off the field. Congratulations CK.