Kickass Fans

Our next generation of KickAss Fans is here — tougher, smarter, and cooler than ever.

Now available in:
• 6-blade and 8-blade HVLS ceiling fans — engineered for maximum airflow and ultra-quiet performance.
• A brand new Pole Fan Option — perfect for open areas where there’s no roof to hang from.

Built to handle the toughest Territory conditions, these fans don’t just move air — they move the game forward.

KickAss Fans — Blow Hard. Stay Cool.

A Demon of a Twist

The Demons sat slumped in the coach’s box,
Their game plan had more holes than socks.
With fumbles, stumbles, kicks astray—
The board said, “Time to part our way.”

The coach got canned, they said, “You’re done!”
Packed his whistle, kissed the sun.
Players shrugged, fans cracked a beer—
“Maybe now we’ll win next year!”

But as the footy world took stock,
A rumour spread and caused a shock:
A whisper, soft, began to grow—
“Nathan Buckley’s keen, you know…”

The Collingwood king with silver hair,
Might coach the Dees? Mate, pull up a chair!
From Pies to Demons—what a laugh,
Old Bucks back in a coaching path.

Imagine his face in red and blue,
Trying to teach Petracca what to do.
With Max Gawn beard oil in his hand,
Giving halftime speeches oh-so bland.

“We don’t lose games—we gift ‘em flair!”
He’d shout, while brushing back his hair.
The Pies fans cry, the Dees fans cheer—
“Is that Buckley yelling in our ear?!”

So here’s to footy, weird and wild,
Where logic’s lost and chaos smiled.
The coach is gone, the script is loose—
And Buckley’s waiting… in a Demon’s noose.