Mike Dynamo

We need to talk more about President Trump's breath. The woman he's holding far too close for a married man must mean his breath smells like pickled garbage. We know you don't wash your legs, but at least do your mouth.

Booo! Columbus booo! You suck just like my suburban education!

https://open.substack.com/pub/dynamoverse/p/i-hate-how-i-was-taught-american?r=2zt1&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Just heard Record Exec Clive Davis (FINALLY) died at 94.
Get ready!
Mariah Carey is going to throw a HUGE party

I want one of the blueberry bagels you buy from a bagel shop.

Danger Zone! One would think that line was created by Kenny Loggins for the film Top Gun starring Tom Cruise. Not true! The place it happened before was the 1970s Jackson 5 song called "The Love You Save." More like "Highway to the Jackson Zone," amIrite?

I didn't know Ken Paxton, the Texas senatorial candidate, only got one day in jail for his child s*x trafficking. Isn't that WEIRD, you guys!

Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child s*x abuse case Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.

My favorite thing about President Trump is how he does the opposite of everything he says he's going to do. Oh… and that he farts and/or poops his pants a lot.