Eating Chicken

Bkaaaaaawwww!!! We are back with chicken on the menu folks! Who loves eating chicken!? 🐔🍗🐔🍗🐔🍗🐔

Moist, white, and succulent breasts, dripping in our special sauce.. You've got to come down to Eating chicken and try it 🥵😋🤤

Do you like it from behind? Pound our back doors open and get your face planted between our juicy chicken cheeks! Fill us with your own sauce or we can fill it for you with our own! We will have those juices dripping down that chin in no time and a big clucking smile on your face!

The weather's getting warmer folks and we're ready to unveil our most anticipated raw chicken fillet, filled with our very own staff members juicy sauces!! Come on down to get a bit of our leaky breast in your mouth and find out what you're missing! 🐓

Dearest chicken lovers, we're very sorry we've been so inactive recently. Several months back we decided to take a large backorder of nuclear battery farmed chickens for that extra kick, unfortunately most of our staff passed away from accute radiation poisoning, however our head chef pulled through, despite horrendous skin disorders, he also grew 2 extra arms, so now he can prepare delicious chicken for you twice as fast, so head down today for some special non-radioactive (cannot guarantee non-radioactive), finger-licking, good chicken!

Book your tables for our German Market Christmas Chicken extravaganza! Our sc****ly clad breast pieces and juicy meat will find its way to you! Get your fingers dug in! 😉

We need an up and coming associate to help our chickens look fabulous! This will include live chickens and cooked, you will be required to dress and present, help our advertising team and on the odd occasion, help our cooking team with dish presentation. If you have a passion for chicken, and want to show that, you know what to do.

Elegant followers of our homely eating chicken page! What's your favourite way to eat chicken? Let us know in the comments section or our WhatsApp link and your suggestion could land on our dirty menu! ❤