HPL Comedy

How do you call a man who rushes a snake to the hospital for bitting his son, instead of taking his son so the doctor can see? 😏

Was I wrong to ask my teacher if bacteria has gender?
😏

Drinkers be like:
I want to wish you a merry Christmas from the bottle of my heart 😏

If you and your partner have the same last name but from different countries and cultural backgrounds, is there a need to still marry? 😏

The president has just issued an executive order that short bread 🍞
Should only be eaten by short people.
😱

How do you call the husband of your sister-in-law?
😏

Incase bread 🍞 is not available, can I also drink my tea with fufu?
😂

Do you fry a french to make french fries?

Veronica discovered Africa and America on her way to atlantica, to see her friend Jemmica.
Do you have a car?
😂

Do mosquitoes also urinate?
😂