Machala Comedy

The devil can't make hell look beautiful, So he makes beautiful roads 🛣️ that will lead us there 🙂😄

Them: Money aside, what do need right now.
Me: The money 🤑 you just put aside 😎😎

So we women no fit gather do meeting about wetin dey tear our tights for middle Abi this matter no concern
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If ladies can cheat on soldiers who carry bombs and grenades, what about you, John, with your big empty laptop bag?
😂😹😆

“Don’t send it on my Lonestar oo, my Lonestar network na stable🫣
We understand Princess 😅

Princess went to church today but can't remember the theme because she was busy admiring the pastor son🥴🥴😂

The poorest person is not the one without money,is the one without JESUS.🙂
JESUS is the way maker🙌🙌

If they don't invite you, don't go. If they don't tell u, don't ask. Late invites, don't accept, you were not part of the plan..😎

U will stand one place and drink 2 bags of water, but when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from Africa to America 🤣🤙😁