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🇳🇦 Namibia, we may have a situation. 😭🥩

The braai is lit.
The drinks are cold.
The meat aisle is… complicated. 👀

But if the only steak you’re getting tonight is in glorious 4K, your internet better not buffer halfway through the sizzle. 😂

Some things may be in short supply.
Good internet doesn’t have to be one of them.

Get connected with Click Internet and keep streaming, scrolling and surviving the great Namibian meat hunt of 2026.

📞 Ready for internet that doesn’t leave you hungry for more? Get in touch with Click today.

🛜 Click Internet from just N$379 per month. T&Cs apply.

Even when the meat fails, the internet is ready. 🛜🔥

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Settle this for us. 👇😂
Who actually controls the remote in your house?

Dad thinks paying the bills gives him certain rights.
The toddler has reviewed his claim and rejected it.
Negotiations have broken down. The situation is developing. 🍿

Fortunately, while they fight over the big screen, everyone else can get on with their own thing.

Orbit Home Internet is built for streaming, so whether it’s one more episode, movie night, or someone commandeering the TV for the foreseeable future, we’ve got the internet part covered.

Orbit Home Internet from N$379 p/m*

Now back to the important issue:

Who controls the remote in YOUR house? 👀
And don’t lie. We know it’s probably the smallest person in the building.

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👀 Nou ja… you didn’t hear it from Tannie Stienie. Okay. You did. ☕️

But Tannie Stienie doesn’t gossip. She shares verified information. And today, she brought receipts. 🧾😌

Rainer says the service is great, the Wi-Fi does what it’s supposed to, and apparently we rock. 💪 His words, people. HIS WORDS.

Tannie Stienie is merely passing along important community information. Repeatedly. To everyone. Possibly twice. Because good news must travel. 👀☕️

Thank you, Rainer! ❤️ Now please excuse the Tannie. There are still people in the neighbourhood who haven’t heard.

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𝗢𝗛 𝗡𝗢! 𝗔𝗜 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗝𝗢𝗕! 😱

False alarm. I found it.

I’m Nadia. The human creative behind these ads. And, as it turns out, I’m still here. Still creating the concepts, writing the briefs, directing the visuals, rejecting the weird stuff AI comes up with, and occasionally asking it to try again because apparently “brown hyena” is a difficult concept.

What AI has done is save me from having to find a rhino, convince him to wear business attire, get him into the office, and explain to HR why there is a 2-tonne employee standing in reception.

So yes. We use AI.
Shamelessly, actually. 😂

We also use Photoshop, Canva, cameras, computers, spellcheck and—brace yourselves—the internet. Dun dun duuuun! 😱

Tools change. Creatives adapt.

The idea still needs to come from somewhere.

And unfortunately for those waiting for AI to replace us…
we’re still here. 😘

P.S. The rhino was an absolute diva on set.

Okay. Fine. You caught us. 👀

The sightings weren’t random.
The animals weren’t lost.
And no, Namibia hasn’t suddenly become that weird.

They’re ours! Meet the new faces of Click!

Over the last few days, you’ve met a few of them in the wild. Soon, you’ll get to know them properly — the gamer, the hustler, the neighbourhood tannie, the corporate one, the businessman… and, of course, the dad who is absolutely convinced rebooting it will fix everything.

Because somewhere along the way, internet advertising got very… predictable.

Same routers. Same stock families. Same Wi-Fi symbols floating above someone’s head. Same promises.

Nah. We’re done with that.

We’re still serious about internet.
We’ve just decided we don’t have to be boring about it.

Welcome to the new Click.

The animals are only getting started. 👀

𝗢𝗠𝗚. 𝗪𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 😳

Yeah, THAT phone.
Apparently, they’ve been taking selfies. 😭😂

At this point, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 need names...
Pick ONE. Name them. Tell us what kind of "person" they are. 👇

And that tannie in the gown...𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙧’𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙙𝙞𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙. 👀☕

Let's GOOOOO 😂

🚨 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: 𝗪𝗲’𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀.

First there were sightings... Now they’re messaging our staff. Emailing the owner. Sending photos. Naming locations. Providing evidence. 😭

And apparently these animals aren’t exactly keeping a low profile either.

One is shopping. One is making business deals. Others are just out there living their best lives.

Swipe through some of the messages our team has been receiving.

And if you happen to see anything strange… Take a photo. We’re going to need proof 📸

Okay… we have another one. 👀

This was apparently spotted in Windhoek.

A honey badger. Fully dressed. Walking through town like he has somewhere to be.

And yes, that is a cellphone in his hand. 📱

At this point, we have more questions than answers.

Has anyone else seen anything… unusual lately?

📸 Sightings welcome in the comments.