Generalshugar

My sister
Just called me to complain that I did not call to wish her happy Father’s Day
Wait
🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
Who are you in this body?

A gentle reminder

They’ll come to roast the roaster.

A dangerous assignment, if you ask me.

This is a man who turns microphones into weapons and audiences into crime media scenes. A man whose jokes don’t just land they arrive with customs clearance and leave emotional damage behind.

Yet there they are, lined up with confidence, ready to fire shots at a comedian who has spent years collecting ammunition from people’s lives.

The result?

A beautiful disaster.

Some jokes will fly.
Some will crash before takeoff.
Some will come so weak they will need life support.

But credit will go to everyone who tries. It takes courage to challenge a professional troublemaker in his natural habitat.

For one night, the hunter became the hunted.
The chef will get served.

And while the roasters will laugh through the attacks, you will tell that the roasted will finally get a taste of the medicine he has prescribed to innocent victims for years.

Poetic justice with a side of comedy.

The lion will be roasted, but somehow still leave the arena laughing the loudest.

This Roast go loud ooooo

You would naturally think some people have sense
Until they open their mouths…

My Aunt: Wannan Yaron(this boy in Hausa) doesn’t talk about anything
When he’s okay we just know from his energy and other things
But when things are bad he doesn’t talk
He should talk,our prayers specially are important
Me: we all have problems and why would I want to add to yours with mine 😊
So I’ll just hold briefs for me
I’ll be fine

Happy birthday sister Mbi water

Resist the temptation of showing worthless people your worth