Integrity presenter

Pls let's do it together 🙏...

Am 33 years old, am single, hardworking and humble, i am seriously looking for a beautiful black and strong laptop to buy..

When I was young I used to think people with big lips speaks in capital letters..
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Boy aged 4: Dad, I've decided to get married

Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?

Boy: Yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she's the best cook and & story teller in the whole world!

Dad: That's nice, but we have a small problem there!

Boy: What problem?

Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!?

Boy: Why not?! You married mine!!•
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not every valentine's day requires shopping and shawarma.

Surprise her with sewing machine. She must learn hand work.

If u said she's demanding what her father cannot give her.
"Remember"
U are demanding what ur mother cannot give u too.
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Durin s*x Wen U hit D G-**ot.
Yes! Na there - Lagos
Ye! Awe pami o- ?
Ha! Ibẹ́ gangan nu- ?

Nigeria restaurant will hang pictures of food They can't cook,
I don't even want to start With barbers
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Mathematics question, if C is found in CBN, PHCN, NDDC, NYC, NCDC, EFCC, NNPC & ICPC
Then what is C ?🤔

This is my Ex’s number
07006780982.
Pls call her and insult her, I gav her many things i didn't give my wife yet she run.
She's an ingrate.