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1) Vanity upon vanity” is a sentence that has kept a lot of people in serious p0verty 🤔.

2) person give me Iphone 16 today na once I reject am
No1 na left hand e use give me
No2 iphone no get radio

3) My phone just fell inside water, does anybody have rice?? And small stew just to dry the phone💀😭🤲

4) The only thing last borns have is the audacity to grow taller and bigger than anyone else in the family. 😂

5) In Nigerian movies once person move from village to city 1 year they must get rich. I don dey Lagos 14yrs now wetin Dey happen?😩💔😹

6) 🧎‍♂️Bible: don't beat your wife

👨‍✈️Law: don't beat your wife

👨🏻‍🦳Elders: don't beat your wife

👩🏾‍💼Wife: you think I'm afraid of you!? You think I am your mother who doesn't bath?😐😐🤔🤔😂🙌

7) Country dey spoil, Person use AI dey add Juice and meat for ehn sunday rice 😭😂💔

Una too dey do for this country 🤣😂

8) Transport fare to go find daily bread don cost pass the bread💀😭😫🤲

9) Silence is the best answer keh?

Conductor don put armpit for your nose before?💔😂

10 ) Omo una wey dey snap food dey try oo,
Before I remember say I won snap am, e don remain 3 spoon😭💀🤲😹

11) Since we are all sons and daughters of Adam and Eve, does it mean Elon Musk is just spending our family money?😭💀😹💔

12) Read number 11 again 🥺😂😂 🙆🙆

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1) i don’t know who I will marry yet but i already know the ones I can’t marry😂💔

2) we're living in a country where a single guy can't get a girlfriend and a married man has 6 girlfriend 😂🤣😂😂
Chaii 😂 🙆🤔

3) Na everything i read for social studies Dey
happen to me now
Inadequate funds,
Lack of social amenities,
High cost of living🥺🥺,

Hope no be only me

4) Seeing people walk out 🚶 of my life is so painful 😢 😢

I want them to run 🏃 🏃 😂 😂

5) I'm glad Cars were invented yoh,
Imagine riding a Horse 🐴 at 2am
coming from a Club. 😂💔

6) Pastor Dey sick him go hospital, your mama dey sick you carry am go church. 😭

7) I don finally enter private jet today, what money cannot do.. AI can do it 🥱😂

8) If you deh single now, send me a dm to join vigilante, since you no fit catch babe you suppose fit catch thief😹🤧💔

9) The person I always tell all my secret has gotten a new job at a radio station*😭😂

10) Native doctor wey suppose hold rain for my guy wedding, he say rain hold am for where he go buy materials 😭 🙄 🙄

11) which number make you laugh out 🤣😂😂

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1. I dey manage my mōōd líke this.
Your hello fit put you for trøúble😒💔

2. Na when you enter university you go know say
you only fine for your area😋😋

3. Our lecturer say why i write 300 words instead
of 600 words. i
talk am say make he read am
Twice😍😍

4. Parāçetamōl now na 600naira, pls mind the way
u stréss me. infaçt any ārgúment now, na u win.
Buru uwa gi gawa😘😘

5. Doçtor: you are so h0t
Me: thank you
Doçtor: no you have Málâria 🤩 Welcome to SILVERMED LABORATORY Located Nakuru Molo Mto polisi

6. Abeg this phrase "A f00l at 40 is a føøl
forever" Abeg them fít change the age to 50😅😅

7. It's only in this country you will lēnd a
friend môney and you will
end up lōsing both the friendship and môney 😂😂

8. If Israelite know wetin Tinubu
Dey do us, Dem go know say Pharaoh nah good
man😭😹💔

9. Thank God say I never born For
this economy, I for don chop the pikin😀😀

10. Your status is always about Single life, wetin
come fåll your brèast 🤗🤗

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Best joke 😜😜

1) Whenever you feel sad and lonely.. Don't forget you are also ugly and poor

2) Her: _"Please help me transfer 20k, my bank is having issues"_

Me: _"Which bank are you using?"_

Her: _"First Bank"_

Me: _"I use first bank too"_ 😹😹

3)🫣😂𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 ,, 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐔𝐒𝐀 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 . 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐞🎱🌗

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4)Before you think of giving up in life just take a good look at the hair around your nyash, despite the environment they found themselves, they still grow 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😂

5) You no get money you dey tell tailor to put pocket for your cloth wetin u won use am do??😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃

6) them call ice cream for me 1500 #, I talk say i no buy
Yahoo boy carry him girlfriend come buy am 5000 #
If you be yahoo boy, just dey say God forbid every 2 minute oo😭😭🤌

7)M0ney wey my papa use start life, i dey use am do monthly sub🤣😜😂😂

8) i have never seen a handsome maths teacher in my life before, all of them look like quadratic equation 😒💀😂💔

9) read number 3 again 🥺😂😂

Which one make ur day 😂🤣
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A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm

Before police arrive, farmer don carry shovel, don bury everybody finish.

Police come:

Police: Baba, you see plane crash here?

Farmer: Yes sir, e crash for here this morning.

Police: And where the bodies?

Farmer: I don bury all of them.

Police: (shock) You bury ALL of them?! 150 politicians?! How you know say dem don die?!

Farmer: Oga, as e crash, some of them dey shout "We never die o! We still alive! We are alive!"

Police: And you still bury them?!

Farmer: when dem dey inside pit dey shout "We still alive"...

Oga, how you want make I believe them?! You know na their work be to lie!😂😂

They can lie 🥺🤣

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