JUST JOSH

Thursday morning in our house: nobody knows what day it is, everybody’s dancing, and Marley is HYPED 😭💃

And right in the middle of all this chaos, my boy hits me with the reminder — he’s turning 8 at the end of this month. EIGHT. Where did my baby go?! 🥹

Drop a 🎂 if you’ve got an October birthday in your house!

We love our popeyes 🤷‍♂️🤣🍗

VERY important…🤭🤷‍♂️🤣 ✨

Sitting here in traffic, frannnds, and I just need to say this.
When the lanes are merging and it’s been clear for a MILE back — all of y’all flying past everybody thinking you’re gonna slide right in front of me... no ma’am. No sir. You can wait just like everybody else.
And I KNOW the last ten of y’all had an “emergency” 🙄 Especially the young ladies with the windows down... y’all know what I’m talking about 😂
We’re merging TOGETHER. That’s what we’re doing today.
Be honest — are you the merger, or are you waiting your turn like the rest of us? 👀👇

One of the WORST feelings in the world, frannnds 😭
You’re at the grocery store, you turn down the aisle, and you see somebody you went to high school with that you couldn’t stand. Or just somebody in general you can’t stand and do NOT want to talk to.
They see you. You see them. You can’t turn around because that’s awkward. You’re not scared... you just... what do you DO? 😂
Do you make eye contact? Do you pretend you didn’t see them? Do you suddenly become VERY interested in the cereal shelf? 🥣👀
Be honest — what’s your move? Drop it below 👇

Good morning frannnds, happy Wednesday ☀️
It’s 5:30 in the morning and Ace is already checking me. He told me you can fill a water balloon, put tape on it, poke a pin through it, and the water streams out. So naturally, I invented a whole camping shower system — fill a big balloon from the river, poke a bunch of holes, boom, shower. 💡
Ace looked me dead in my face and said: “Why don’t you just get in the river, Dad?”
Then hit me with: “Can you just go make our biscuits? Excuse me, sir, excuse me.” 😭😭
Dismissed. By a child. Before sunrise.
Kids will simplify your whole life if you let them. 😂
What’s the funniest thing your kid has ever said to you? Drop it below 👇

So rude…😜😂 ✨

Got a call from the school today, frannnds. One of my sons has been making fun of another kid and being disrespectful to his teacher. And y’all... that is SO out of character for him. Even the school said so.
Some people will say “well, he’s been bullied before, he’s just reacting.” Let me be clear: that is NOT an excuse.
We WILL get to the root of what he’s feeling inside. We WILL work through it together. But picking on other kids? Making fun of somebody else? Never okay. Not in this house.
Being hurt doesn’t give you a pass to hurt other people. 💯
Parents — have y’all ever had to have this hard conversation? Let me know in the comments. 👇