Toxic Bible Future

Ni**as have one life and choose to be a step father at 22

A hoe’s final form is a religious woman

A side chick wants to be the main chick and that’s why men get caught cheating.

A side guy wants to remain a side guy forever and that’s why women are not easily caught cheating.

After a breakup 90% of women get into relationship with a guy who was already talking to her during her relationship

Watching a woman advice her brother is an eye opening experience. The only time women hate simps is when the simp is their brother😂

If a woman calls you:

- Rude.
- Mean.
- Stingy.
- Toxic.
- Proud.

You've done everything right.

Keep it up, don't change a thing.

Most men really do
talk to only one girl.
Y’all don’t believe them
cause y’all are the ones
talking to multiple guys.

Just cause shawty got a lil splash don’t mean she pressure 😭💯 some of y’all be hypin up puddles like they oceans. That ain’t Fiji water, that’s motel sink water with trust issues 💀

Shawty talmbout “it’s wettt” like that’s a flex… whole situation smell like a seafood boil left in a Hellcat for 4 days straight 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

One lil whiff had me fightin demons, flashbacks, and respiratory issues all at once. My beard still smell like Poseidon laundry basket 💀

Had my nose buffering… upper lip tinglin… eyes waterin… I was on Google searchin “can a smell permanently alter your DNA?” 😭

Felt like somebody cracked open an aquarium in August and let it marinate in the sun. I ain’t never recovered.

Moral of the story: just cause it drip don’t mean it quality 🤷🏽‍♂️💯

Trash bags leak too, gang. 🚮😭

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She left thinking she was the prize. Now she’s watching the man she walked away from become everything she said he couldn’t. The worst text she can receive isn’t “I miss you.” It’s seeing that you’re doing better without her.

Some lessons hit harder when success starts talking.