Reductress

She's got bigger fish to fry.

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You have to choose.

How to Have Fresh Produce or No Fruit Flies, but Not Both Women's News. Feminized.

Smart!

How to Create the Perfect Mood Lighting by Not Paying Your Electric Bill Women's News. Feminized.

Right now it actually sounds perfect.

Woman Thinks Hot Dogs Are Disgusting Except for Any Time She's Offered One Women's News. Feminized.

"The future is not good, but it is the future."

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Yay!

Cool! Mom Wants to Have Text Conversation Again Over Phone Women's News. Feminized.

Nice!

Woman Outlines Multi-Step Plan to Develop Healthy Social Media Habits by 2050 Women's News. Feminized.

It's that simple.

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It just wasn't meant to be.

Morning Run Thwarted by Hatred of ‘Mornings’ and ‘Running’ Women's News. Feminized.

She needs to prioritize her mental health, but not as much as she needs to be able to text.

Woman Low-Contact Rather Than No-Contact Because of Cell Phone Plan Women's News. Feminized.