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I’m doing my f*cking best, and that deserves a bath. 🍋‍🟩🛁

Add a scoop of Lime Margarita Epsom Salt Soak, turn off the noise, and call it a night. Some days, doing your best is plenty. 💚

Four moods. One very necessary reset. 🛁✨

💥 Release the Bu****it
☀️ Positive Vibes
💜 Calm Your T**s
⚔️ Bad Ass Warrior

Drop one in the bath or use it as a shower steamer, then let the day go. Which one matches your mood tonight?

Not today. Not tomorrow. Maybe don’t ask me at all. 💜🍸

Meet Not Today Whipped Body Butter — a rich, creamy dose of self-care with a dreamy Lavender Martini scent. Because sometimes your skin deserves attention even when the rest of the world doesn’t. 😂

✨ Whipped & ultra-moisturizing
🍸 Lavender Martini scented
💜 Perfect for self-care nights, funny gifts & a little “leave me alone” energy

Soft skin. Strong boundaries. Not Today. ✌️

✨ HELLO GORGEOUS ✨

Because sometimes the best plans involve a hot bath, a locked door, and nobody asking you for anything. 😂🛁

🍍🥥 Piña Colada scented
🧂 Relaxing Epsom salt soak
💖 Made for a little well-deserved me time

Pour. Soak. Ignore everyone. Repeat. 💅

Perfect for birthdays, besties, self-care nights, or a little “just because” gift. 🎁

When the day calls for a little “calm your tits” energy… 🛁🚿

Drop one in the bath or use it as a shower steamer and let the lavender, bergamot, and rosemary turn your routine into a much-needed reset. 💜

🍂 FALL VIBES, activated. 🍁🛁

Vanilla 🤎 Cocoa 🍫 Lavender 💜 — basically fall self-care in one deliciously cozy blend.

Use it as a bath bomb when you need a long soak or toss it in the shower as a shower steamer when you just need a few minutes to yourself. ✨

Cozy. Warm. Relaxing. And way cheaper than therapy. 😂

🍁 FALL VIBES Bath Bomb + Shower Steamer
🛁 Bath OR shower
🎁 Perfect fall self-care gift
🍂 Made for sweater-weather season

🍂 Fall wellness, but make it easy. 🌿

Meet your fall essential oil roll-on trio:

🍊 Get Seasonal — fresh, uplifting seasonal support
🌿 Get Well — a bold, comforting wellness blend
😴 Get Deep Sleep — calming bedtime vibes when you’re ready to wind down

Roll them on, toss them in your bag, and keep your favorite fall blends within reach all season long. 🤎

Perfect for your fall self-care routine, wellness gift baskets, or a little “thinking of you” gift. 🎁🍁

💔 DIVORCE SELF-CARE, BUT MAKE IT SASSY. 🛁😂

The Men Are Morons Divorce Bath Gift Set is the perfect little reminder that sometimes the best way to celebrate a fresh start is with a hot bath, a good laugh, and a little peace and quiet. ✌️

Perfect for:
✨ Divorce gifts for women
💔 Breakup gifts
😂 Newly single besties
🛁 Much-needed self-care

Because new beginnings deserve a damn good bath. 💕

Some days call for deep breaths. Other days call for a bath. 🛁😌

💙 Bathtime Makes Me Feel Less Murdery
🫐 Blueberry Bliss Epsom Salt Bath Soak

Sweet, fruity Blueberry Bliss + a warm bath = exactly the kind of attitude adjustment we’re looking for. 😂

Soak. Unwind. Feel significantly less murdery.

✨ Handmade self-care with a little sass
🎁 Perfect funny gift for besties, coworkers, moms—or yourself
🛁 Because sometimes you just need everyone to leave you alone while you soak

Some days just need to be soaked away. 🛁✨

The Soak Away That Sh*tty Day Bath Gift Set is here for the long days, bad moods, and please don’t talk to me kind of evenings. 😂

Pour the soak, drop the attitude, and let the day go. 💕 Because sometimes self-care looks like locking the bathroom door and disappearing for a while.

Perfect for a bestie, coworker, stressed-out mom… or yourself. 🎁