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You never know what your gonna get when you order from the Secret Menu 🍽️
Is it just me or does the Secret Menu lemonade taste a little like Polyphia?
“I Wanna Know” now streaming on all platforms!
Just imagine discovering your new favorite song like this!
It’s always worth taking a chance on the opener!
WARNING: exposure to Secret Menu solos may often result in high levels of stank face, moshing, and in severe cases, dropping to your knees!
09/07/2026
What does a Secret Menu show actually look like?
If you ask, we might even show you how everything works!
It’s not uncommon to show up with some friends and leave with a couple more!
Usually, one of us will even get airborne
The back to back is a staple at this point
09/06/2026
Now serving up! Don’t miss your chance to join us this fall all across the Midwest
Andrew: “I’m going to have to improvise!”
Also Andrew: *currently improvising*
Summer won’t last forever 💔
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