Aydaroo

"I'm fine. I dropped something."
Was behind the couch cushion.
Holding Cat's paw.
"I wasn't scared at all." ⛈️😂🦜

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Made breakfast.
Coffee exactly right.
"We don't do this. Eat the food."
Almost smiled. Almost.
"Sometimes they surprise you." 🍳❤️😹

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Label said DO NOT EAT.
"I saw the label."
"I made an exception."
I have a padlock. Cat has a key. 🍱😤😹

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"Get your money back."
Said nothing else.
One blink. Walked away.
I'm calling Marlene. 💇😭😹

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One hour. Every reset option failed.
Cat typed 4 letters.
Knew the whole time.
"You seemed like you were figuring it out." 💻😤😹

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"Eagles eat parrots."
Replaced the poster immediately.
"I AM THE EAGLE NOW."
"That's better actually." 🦜🦅😂

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Made noodles.
Cat took the bowl.
Eating cereal now.
"I like winning." 🍜😭😹

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Paid. Stuck. Pressed everything.
Cat tapped it once.
6 snacks dropped.
Took one. Left. 😤🍫😹

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"You're occasionally tolerable."
"You're also not terrible. Sometimes."
"Don't make it weird."
Already weird. 🦜🐱😂

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