Total Body Solutions
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03/10/2026
Important Booking Update
Hi everyone,
I’m writing with an update about an upcoming change in my massage practice.
Beginning March 14, River North Massage Therapy Center will be combining the Professional and Expert tiers into one level, simply called the Professional Tier, and I’ll be practicing as part of that tier.
This also means that I will no longer be booking independently through Total Body Solutions. All appointments will now be scheduled directly through River North Massage Therapy Center, and you’ll find me listed under the Professional Tier therapists when booking.
The good news is that River North offers memberships that make regular massage even more affordable.
For example, my current discounted 60-minute session is $130, but with a River North membership you can receive an 80-minute massage for about $120 — giving you more time on the table for less money.
Memberships are also shareable, so family members or partners can use them too. They run in 3-month increments, making them flexible and easy to try.
If you’re planning to continue seeing me regularly, this will be the easiest and most cost-effective way to do so once the new Professional Tier begins on March 14.
You can learn more about memberships here:
rivernorthmassage.com/membership-information.html (https://www.rivernorthmassage.com/membership-information.html)
Memberships are easy to purchase online. When signing up, please put my name (Robert) in the “Referred By” field.
I’m really looking forward to this next chapter. It allows me to focus more on hands-on work with clients while also expanding my teaching and continuing education offerings for massage therapists through Total Body Solutions.
Thank you for your continued support — I look forward to seeing you soon.
Warmly,
Robert Ertel, LMT
Total Body Solutions
P.S. When you join, don’t forget to enter Robert in the Referred By field so I know you’re part of my client community.
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01/14/2026
Happy New Year!
If the holidays, travel, illness, or just *life* threw off your routine — you’re not alone. Bodies don’t reset on January 1. They respond to care, consistency, and listening over time.
If it’s been a while since I’ve seen you (even longer than usual), there’s no rigidity or judgment right now. You’re always welcome to ease back in when it feels right.
🌿 **Who I work with**
I regularly work with people returning after rehab or injury, recreational and amateur athletes, medical professionals, and folks carrying a lot of stress in their bodies. Every session is customized to where you are *today*.
👐 **What makes my sessions different**
My sessions are a little longer than standard clinic appointments, allowing time for unhurried assessment and focused, individualized work. While pricing is now comparable across the clinic, the experience remains thoughtful and unrushed.
💙 **Discounts still apply**
If you’ve worked with me before, your loyalty discounts still apply — and I’m being flexible around timing coming out of the holidays. If you’re unsure, just ask.
🗓️ **Scheduling note**
I’m no longer working Thursdays, but I can often add a Tuesday or Thursday when there’s a genuine need. Please reach out if your usual time isn’t available.
If your body has been asking for attention, consider this a gentle invitation to come back in. I’d be happy to work with you again.
Warmly,
Robert
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01/07/2026
This is where the work happens.
I’ve created a treatment room that feels calm, private, and supportive — a space where you can truly relax while we focus on what your body needs most. Every session is customized, and every client gets my full attention.
12/26/2025
Holiday travel + stress often shows up in the neck, shoulders, and low back.
My sessions are fully customized — whether you need deep work, stress relief, or a reset after the holidays.
New client introductory discount available — just ask.
12/05/2025
Stress reduction for the Holidays!
Hi everyone,
As we head into the busiest (and sometimes most stressful) time of year, I hope you’re finding moments to breathe, rest, and take good care of yourself. The holidays can bring joy—but they can also bring tension in your neck, shoulders, and low back. I’m here to help you stay grounded and feel your best through it all.
🎁 Stress-Reduction & Self-Care Tips for the
Holiday Season
1. Box Breathing or “4-4-4-4”
A simple reset for your nervous system:
Inhale 4 → Hold 4 → Exhale 4 → Hold 4
Repeat 4–6 rounds anytime you need calm.
2. Shoulder & Neck Micro-Stretches
Perfect for workdays, travel, or shopping:
Slow neck side-bends
Shoulder rolls
Gentle chest-opening stretch
These small movements combat the “holiday hunch.”
3. Heat Therapy
Use a warm compress or heating pad for 10–15 minutes to relax tight muscles and boost circulation—great after long days or cold weather.
4. Weekly Recovery Time
Protect one quiet block each week just for you—reading, music, stretching, meditation, or rest. It’s your reset button.
5. Massage at Total Body Solutions by Robert for Pain & Stress Relief
Massage helps lower stress levels, reduce tension, improve mobility, and make this season feel a little easier on your body and mind.
🎄 Give the Gift of Relaxation
Massage Gift Certificates make a thoughtful and always-welcome holiday surprise. Perfect for partners, friends, family, teachers, and anyone who could use some extra comfort.
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❤️ A Reminder for Returning Clients
Thank you for your continued support—especially during my transition to the new clinic.
As always, you receive a special loyalty discount if you book every 4-6 weeks:
$10 off 60-minute sessions
$15 off 75- and 90-minute sessions
It’s my way of saying thank you for being part of my practice.
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10/31/2025
A New Chapter for Total Body Solutions
I’m thrilled to share that I’ve moved into a beautiful new space at River North Massage Therapy Center! It’s calm, professional, and designed for complete relaxation. Whether you’ve seen me for years or recently found me, I’d love to welcome you in to experience the new location.
📍 40 E. Huron St., Suite 200, Chicago, IL 60611
Special Welcome Offer
$15 OFF your next session if you haven’t visited the new space yet.
It’s my way of saying thanks for checking out the new location. (Applied at checkout.)
Loyalty Savings for Regulars
Keep feeling great and save on repeat visits:
• $10 off every 60-minute session
• $15 off every 75-minute or 90-minute session
Services & Prices
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NEW! 30-Minute Deep Tissue Chair Massage — $75
Focused upper-body relief for neck, shoulders, and back.
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NEW! 45-Minute Tune-Up Massage — $115
Targeted work when you’re short on time.
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60-Minute Massage — $140
75-Minute Massage — $165
90-Minute Massage — $190
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📢 **Big News from Total Body Solutions!** 💆♂️✨
I’m excited to announce that starting **July 1**, I’ll be transitioning all massage therapy sessions to my new location at **The Expert/Faculty Clinic at River North Massage Therapy Center**! 🏙️
This move allows me to continue providing you with the expert, customized care you've come to expect—now in a beautiful new space within a teaching and clinical setting that reflects my role as both a therapist and an educator.
✅ **Here’s what you need to know:**
* 🗓️ **Appointments are still available at my current location through June 30** — book now to take advantage of current pricing.
* 💵 **New rates begin July 1**, but **existing clients will continue to receive a loyalty discount** when they stay on a regular schedule.
* 💳 I will still be taking direct payments (Zelle, cash, card), and offering additional discounts for Zelle and cash transactions.
🔗 You can book future sessions at my new location directly here:
👉https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/ws?studioid=14514&stype=-9&sTG=14&sView=day&sLoc=0&sTrn=100000335
I truly appreciate your continued support and trust over the years. This next chapter is all about elevating your experience and continuing to be your go-to for expert massage therapy.
Feel free to message me with questions or to schedule! 💬
See you on the table,
**Robert Ertel, LMT**
**Total Body Solutions**
📞 312-248-3225 | ✉️
[email protected]
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Address
40 E. Huron, 2nd Floor
Chicago, IL
60654
Opening Hours
| Tuesday | 3pm - 9pm |
| Wednesday | 3pm - 9pm |
| Thursday | 3pm - 9pm |
| Friday | 3pm - 4pm |
| Saturday | 10am - 6pm |
| Sunday | 10am - 6pm |