The Paper Machete

We’re trying to stay stealth and incognito this weekend, what with all these massive stars on tomorrow’s lineup (as well as other visiting minor national celebrities and world dignitaries).

Doors and Malört at 1. Yuks and metal at 3.

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Putting the pedal to the metal is one of our specialties.

Come watch tomorrow’s cast shred...

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Last week’s cast didn’t miss a beat. See for yourself…

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A little bird told us tomorrow’s show *might* be a good time.

But a dirty bird assured it’s a done deal.

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Last week’s cast is irrefutable proof we’re not slowing down for summer.

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Tomorrow, we’ve got a lineup to give a Schlitz about.

P.S. That bottle isn’t the last at the Green Mill. Not even close…

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This cast brought us a Memorial Day weekend we aren’t soon to forget.

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This Memorial Day we salute not just our service members, but also those visiting from other galaxies!

Beam yourself up to the bar to see this elite star fleet crew...

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FOMO warning: not to brag, but last week’s cast… yowza. Swipe through, super fans.

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Some weeks you need to drink like it’s last call before Chad the Bird.

We’re not judging; we just came to entertain...

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