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Indie Rock artist from the USA
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Patreon 05/02/2026

Hey Guys ✌️

Just wanted to provide you with a little updated:

So, if I haven't officially announced it yet...

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I'M MAKING A 2nd ALBUM!!!

It is called Gaia, and it is a blend of more Rock, more Jazz, and more Face-splattering Psychedelic Physical Phenomenon that investigates what it means to be an individual on our planet 🌏

I've been gearing up, and shaping up to write this album since Total Lunacy (🌝) released, and what I have written so far, I'm really jazzed about. And also really rocked about. Mostly rock, if I'm being honest. A couple love songs that you're gonna have to tediously listen to, but also some bone-shaking, hot-headed, ego nectar in the form of Hard Rock later in the album.

It's a blend of everything good on this Planet.
I am trying to make the album as versatile (πŸ‘ˆ great word by the way. looks like versailles) as possible, because I really want it to be music for the world, about the world. I'm featuring styles like Bossa Nova, Ska/Reggae, African Polyrhythms (5/4 over 6/8 baby), and instruments that range from bongos to beatmakers, and sitars to synthesizers.

This album is not just about the composition of the music - the ups and downs of melodies, or the progression of the chords - it also investigates the question "What makes music good in its audio production quality?" Just because you're using synthesized sound instead of a guitar whose G string is just never perfectly in tune, does that mean your music is "better?" Newer, sure, as synths didn't really exist until the 60s, but it's not about the power of the tool, it's how you use it.

I've still got a lot of work to do, but I'm hoping I can still reach my publishing deadline of July 1st, 2026. That's the perfect midpoint of the calendar, and this album is all about "starting in the middle," an idea I learned while studying improv, and one of the truest storytelling devices I have. I was also thinking about releasing it on June 21st, 2026, as that's the solstice, but I kinda think I need that extra week to fine tune everything πŸ˜‚

If you want early access, you can listen to Gaia ON the solstice, but only over on my Patreon, only at the "Good Guy" tier, and up, so be sure you're supporting me over there πŸ‘‰ patreon.com/cw/guyoofficial

Well, that's all from me for now πŸ‘‹

Thanks for reading, I hope you're excited to hear this music, and hey, have an amazing weekend πŸ’š

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04/18/2026

That one Thread where it's actually just links to different social media websites and it's META.

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Hey facebook πŸ‘‹

So, in quantum space, realities can phase shift through themselves, which can sometimes result in splits in reality, like the Mandela Effect.

This can usually be caused by a phenomenon known as "Quantum Entanglement," or the presence of dark matter.

Newtonian physics suggests that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but He didn't say that it couldn't disappear, or become misplaced.

There are all kinds of wormholes out in space, pockets of misunderstood cosmic currents that we have mistaken for 3D constellations all these years.

What I'm saying is that the Earth is Flat.
No, haha, I'm J.K., but if you can appreciate
the beauty of the black hole, and its ability to bend light to any specification, just imagine the power one would have, if they were cable of creating said black holes, anywhere in space, on a whim, through quantum enganglement.

Maybe God is just you and that thing at all times...

That thing that tells you that you, and everybody around you is it, but you? You are just the other it.

50/50 split. catacolismic rift.

now, one doesn't have the power to conjure a discernible mass, and compress it into a discernible volume, at an exact point in space, spontaneously, to bend the light of itself to give you the illusion that you are you. and everybody else is just you knowing yourself and you are it.

and He especially doesn't have that power, in a Universe where measurements like "Location," are relative, though predictable, on an "x, y, z"-scale, which would depend on the subject that He is trying to get you to see, which is that which you love and desire.

And He is just that.

And there are only 3 Dimensions of space, but there are 5 Senses, and 7 Chakras, and 7 Notes 🎢 Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do πŸ’™

And there are 11-Dimensions, Man!

And you can slip through a portal, Man, like a black hole, Man, and it doesn't have to spaghetify your bones when you go through, Man, it can just be like chill and gradual as your consciousness expands to a totally different point in space, eons and eons and galaxies away, by coming into contact with this one, insular little wormhole, which was just drifting through space 100% unbothered by other forces like Gravity,

For He is a Jolly Good Fellow,
and only few others can below.
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Maybe along the way, we'll understand this idea, and see it play out, in real time, is I drive us through hyperspace, so a galaxy far, far away known as Instagram.

Warning ⚠️
In order for this Thread to be a tether,
uniting all Universes created by the billion iterations of you 🫡 you genius who invented the internet, which is just an artistic way of reflecting back to you your vastness in the scrupulous way you have ventured so far out into the reaches of human experience, and you've called yourself a human, when you know not what you really are. just a beautiful ball of light. which can flash in and out of existence at any point in time or space, and sometimes your just a black hole that just bends the light around me so that I see things how You want me to see them, but sometimes you dispense your consciousness equally among all people, and rocks, and sometimes you take it all, your %50 of the share, and you go a million miles away, cosmic-north, or -south, or -east.

And we're all here on Earth 🌎 like,

what just happened, man?

And I think right now, your telling Me to build this nano-tech thought experiment out for the entertainment of You as you eat your morning cereal tomorrow, or read a printout version of this internet experiment/spiritual investigation many years from now πŸ––

Join me on Instagram, next, to follow this line of thinking.
Or, you can always head back to the main Thread,
in case you get lost ❀️

https://www.threads.com//post/DXSfkeKkqed?xmt=AQF0UyGhuvgpX0qe--5Bl7S1AoeWHo8LJebypHJUoOiDN4UpF7j4tZ-TLtjOUWfq5vWv3lko&slof=1

Guyo (@guyoofficial) on Threads β€’ That one Thread where it's actually just links to different social media websites and it's META.

Guyo | Patreon 03/30/2026

Happy Monday, Guys πŸ‘‹πŸΌ

Today, I'll be working on Album 2!!
I'm shooting for a July 1st release-date.
Follow me on Patreon for exclusive updates, and Behind-The-Scenes (BTS) footage, as I put it all together. Your contribution will also be going to help feed an independent artist, so thanks.

patreon.com/cw/guyoofficial

P.S. For Total Lunacy, I started the Guyo 50/50 Campaign, where, during the month of November, 50% of streaming proceeds went to NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness. For album 2, I'll be bringing the 50/50 campaign back, and will donate 50% of July stream revenue to The Nature Conservancy.

Every other month of the year though, I'm donating to iterative AI, and Big Pharma πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Anyway, just thought it was a good day to listen to some Guyo. If you haven't yet, give my debut Indie Rock album a spin some time! It's called Total πŸŒ– Lunacy, and it's a trip around the moon. Head to my website to find where you can listen, now! πŸŽ§πŸ‘‰πŸΌ guyomusic.com/music

Guyo | Patreon Rock Musical Artist

03/03/2026

Check out my album, Total Lunacy, on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music, and lots more! Also, please consider supporting me on Patreon. All links in bio πŸ€™πŸΌ

Total Lunacy - Album by Guyo | Spotify 01/24/2026

Hey guys πŸ‘‹
So, I totally forgot to inform you, but Total Lunacy is on Spotify!
Yep, the album went live on the controversial platform on 1/1/26, and it is available for you to listen to, now! Just click the link below, like, download, save, and share with your friends!
Thanks lunatics 🀘
https://open.spotify.com/album/36zSwi8b4B52N1LHcAPOM3?si=9ZqX75-fSb2LcTmXapHSzA

Total Lunacy - Album by Guyo | Spotify Guyo Β· album Β· 2026 Β· 12 songs

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