Chat Tales

At a family barbecue, her uncle asked when she'd finally settle down. She snorted and replied loudly, "With him, please." The laughter stopped when I said, "You're right." Handed her aunt my plate and left without another word.

She said "Open relationships are normal now. Don't be insecure" after I found her messages. So I let her have her freedom and moved out quietly. Now she's panicking that none of her options want anything serious.

"I don't owe you honesty. We're just dating." She said when I found the messages. So I never spoke to her again. Now she's a single mom begging me to talk.

My girlfriend said "You people are all the same" to a server and humiliated her in front of the entire restaurant. Turns out that server was my sister.

I put my brother in the hospital after he screwed my wife and bragged, "you know I always get what I want." My family took his side and tried to get me thrown in jail, so I made them regret it.

"Relax. I didn't even think we'd make it this long. You're just a phase," my girlfriend said at our three-year anniversary dinner. So I paid the bill and left.

"My ex was a real man. This one's just dependable." She joked at her sister's wedding. I left mid-reception and filed for divorce Monday.

My wife kicked me out after her son lied that I hit him. 3 weeks later, she asked if I'd learned my lesson. Her son went pale after I handed her divorce papers and security footage showing he'd lied.

My girlfriend tore up the ugly Christmas sweater my mom knitted, called it an embarrassment to be seen in. I picked up the pieces. "Her hands made this." I quietly returned every gift I'd bought for her family. That night, something arrived at the door and no one spoke after that.

During a quiet Thursday night, she looked at me and said, "If I'm being honest, I always hoped to end up with someone else." I smiled and said nothing. Next morning, I packed her things.