Car- Repair

First time posting here stop to at a gas station went inside to grab something to drink came back out to start my car 2017 Subaru Crosstrek everything comes on but will not turn over what do you guys think you could be in a pinch right now trying to figure out how to get it going again ⚙️🤔

Not how I wanted to start my day off....well f*ck!!
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I see those miles per gallon and the mileage I’ll go first. 18 MPG🤔

Let’s test your knowledge. What’s wrong with this?⚙️

WHY THE F**K IS MY TRUCK ODOMETER READING IN BAGUETTE HOSSES ⚙️