GreyNcay

90s mall Christmas was PEAK American civilization and I won’t be taking questions 😅 Maybe I’m just getting old. Maybe it’s rosy retrospection……..
But I REALLY miss that timeline

First born: sweet, chill, loving… basically convinced us we were incredible parents.
Second born: 180° in the opposite direction. 😂
Turns out Greyson was just false advertising 😵‍💫😑😂😂😂 i’m kidding, of course I love my little Temu mini me

Trying to explain to Greyson who his Gigi is in relation to him somehow left us BOTH more confused. 😂🌳

It started with a simple family tree lesson…
Annnnnd ended with absolutely no confidence that either of us learned anything. 😂

I had a beard this morning when I dropped Greyson and his brother off at school... by the time he got home it was gone 🤣🤣 his reaction made it all worth it 🤷😂😂

Greyson made it through Jaws with zero trauma and immediately asked for part two. 😂🦈

Me: Hey Bud… I love the confidence, but if you thought the shark was the scary part in the original, wait until you experience the disappointment of Jaws 2, 3 annnnnd 4 😂😂

Wrestling has more than one royal family… and apparently ours has a 5’5” American Nightmare. 😂( I know), a 11yr old with DS, and a 6yr old Temu version of me 🫣😅
Greyson was behind the camera, I was trying to stay in character, and neither of us stood a chance. Being a dad means looking completely ridiculous if it gives your child a memory..and a laugh…they’ll keep forever and so will Social Media lol 😂

Today , I challenge you. Randomly smile at someone who doesn’t look like you, live like you, or believe what you believe. It takes roughly a dozen muscles and can activate the reward system in both brains. It’s a small reminder that connection comes naturally; division is taught.

Just another completely normal interaction with Greyson 😂 nothing to see here