Sardonic Sloth

One week left, Virgo. You can’t fix everything, but you can snag 25% off before it’s gone. Code: NEVERENOUGH.

Just pretending I’m a factory 🤠

Did you forget I have shirts available? Cause I do 😅😅

Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten that I have five coloring books now. Five delightfully sardonic, psychedelic, thick pages coloring books that can withstand colored pencils, watercolor, your hopes and dreams, and your anxiety…

Temporary tattoo drop ❤️
Lasts up to two weeks

I’ve made the cutest little debit card skin around just so you can add some pazzaz to your “crap, I REALLY gotta buy this…?”

Orion is a cute little guy who has been through a lot. Fortunately, one of the things he’s been through is being turned into a holographic, UV and waterproof sticker.

They’re hereeeee! So if you’re feeling feral and need an adjustment, this Coloringbook ought to do the trick.