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Something something antisemitic remarks

Ladies and gentlemen, on the 29th of January we lost MusicBizMarty. He will be missed and if you’re not hip to his work you should be. One of the best trolls and a funny guy in general. He is deeply missed. I know he’s just waiting on Cyraxx to come on by buddy boy at the pearly gates

President Joe Biden this is Israel, srry lost my phone but can you send me a few billion to my cashapp plz

F**k John Lennon, only I’m allowed to beat my wife

Donald Trump was shot in the ear and barely harmed. The entire ear including inner structures makes approximately 0.05 of your body weight. A 5.56 hits with around 1300lbf. 1300 foot pounds of energy barely scratched 0.05% of him. Let’s say it scratched 10% of that. It would take around 13k lbf to destroy Trump’s ear, or 260,000 foot pounds of energy to destroy Donald Trump. The average human dies when force greater than 136 joules are applied, Donald would require 352,512.667 joules to possibly defeat Trump

When I think of the government all I hear is ✨TV static and Zillakami✨