Stetson Helotes

MONDAY AT STETSON IS BASICALLY A COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN AVOID GOING HOME THE LONGEST!!

Some are playing poker.
Some are playing pool.
Some are just professionally avoiding adulthood.

♠️ Poker | 7:30PM & 10PM
🎱 Free Pool ALL NIGHT
🍸 SIN Night

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Honestly, everybody's winning.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! SUNDAY'S LOOKING A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN MONDAY

The weekend ain't over yet, so bring your dad to Stetson Helotes for a day full of...

🎸 THE STANDING PEPPERS | 5PM
Bringing The Soundtrack of Your Life Tour to Stetson Helotes with all the throwbacks, singalongs, and crowd favorites that'll have the whole bar singing along!

🎧 DJ RUDEBOI & FRIENDS | 9PM

🍻 Cold drinks
🎶 Great music
🤠 Zero interest in being responsible

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Let's squeeze every last drop outta this weekend.

IF YOUR BOOTS COULD TALK, THEY'D TELL YOU TO STRETCH FIRST

Because Mario Flores is playing and the dance floor is about to look like a traffic jam.

🎸 MARIO FLORES | 9:30PM

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Tomorrow's soreness is tonight's problem.

FRIDAY'S GOT A FULL SCHEDULE

⚽ World Cup on the big screens starting at 11AM
🍻 Cold drinks flowing all day
🎸 JAY MARTINEZ | 9PM

Show up for soccer...
stay because somehow it's midnight and you're singing along with the band.

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The weekend starts EARLY around here.

IF YOUR VOICE STILL WORKS TOMORROW, YOU DIDN'T CHEER HARD ENOUGH

Mexico hits the pitch at 8PM and we've got the game on the big screens with the volume cranked up!

⚽ Mexico vs South Korea 8PM
🍺 $2 Pint Night 5PM to Midnight
🎧 DJ RUDEBOI & DJ FUZION after the match

Tonight's forecast:
100% chance of yelling at referees.

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PILATES... BUT MAKE IT COWGIRL (sign up here: https://posh.vip/e/cowgirl-pilates-brunch-at-stetson-helotes)

Grab your girls and join us for a fun morning of movement, mimosas, brunch, and good vibes!

💪 Cowgirl Pilates & Brunch
🗓 Saturday, June 20
⏰ 11AM
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No experience needed, just bring a mat, your favorite cowgirl fit, and a good attitude.
Spots are limited, so round up the crew and reserve yours! 🥂🤠

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WEDNESDAY'S REALLY OUT HERE TRYING TO BE THE BEST NIGHT OF THE WEEK

Who needs to meal prep when there's steak, $2 drinks, and live music waiting for you?

🥩 STEAK NIGHT | 6PM
$25 Ribeye + Loaded Baked Potato

🎸 MARIO MORENO | 8PM
The soundtrack to your "I'll only stay for an hour" lie

🍺 $2 Mug Night | 5PM–Midnight
🥃 $2 Featured Spirits

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At this point, Wednesday is just Friday with better drink specials.

Your group chat keeps asking, "So what's the plan this week?"

Well... we made one for you.

🎲 Poker nights that get competitive real quick.
🃏 Lotería and DJs to cure the midweek slump.
🥩 Steak Night because salads had their chance.
🎧 DJs that'll keep the dance floor busy.
🎸 Live music that'll have your boots working overtime.
🧘‍♀️ Pilates on Saturday morning, because balance is important.
🎤 Summer Rock Out on Sunday to squeeze every last drop out of the weekend.

Basically, if you're looking for a reason to leave the house this week... Stetson Helotes has seven of 'em.

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Which night are we seeing you? 👇