Sharky's Machine
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Karaoke, Dj, Texas Holdem Poker, great drinks, and all the best 21+ fun. Welcome to your new favorit Welcome to West Houston’s favorite neighborhood hangout!
This is more than your average bar: We’re a spot for all crowds to join together and a place where good times are guaranteed, take a seat at the bar and sip on your go-to drink. Good Hip-hop, Top 40s, Pop, Old Skool, and more will always be playing, and our dance floor is the perfect place to get your groove on. Whether you’re stopping by for our pool or poker tournaments, karaoke, or just a casual night, we can’t wait to have you here.
10/01/2026
🎤🔥 SINGERS, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU! 🔥🎤
Think you’ve got what it takes to STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT? 👀🎶
We’re kicking off the 6-WEEK SCARY-OKE SHOWCASE at Sharky’s Machine — and we’re looking for singers ready to step up, grab the mic, and SHOW US WHAT YOU’VE GOT! 🎃🎤
💰 $500 IN PRIZES!
🏆 2 WINNERS EVERY NIGHT
🎶 AUDITIONS EVERY THURSDAY & SUNDAY
🍹 2-DRINK MINIMUM TO AUDITION
🔥 SEMIFINALS — OCTOBER 29TH
👑 TOP 5 FINALE — NOVEMBER 4TH
🎵 2 NEW SONGS REQUIRED FOR THE FINALE
Whether you’re a seasoned karaoke killer, a shower superstar, or you’ve been waiting for the courage to finally grab that microphone…
THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 👀🎤
Don’t worry about being perfect.
BRING YOUR VOICE. BRING YOUR PERSONALITY. BRING THE ENERGY.
🎃 GET IN THE SCARY-OKE GAME! 🎃
Tag the friend who NEEDS to enter! 👇
Who’s brave enough to take the mic? 🎤🔥
SHARKY’S MACHINE
📍 5222 Barker Cypress, Houston, TX 77084
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09/30/2026
🔥🏈 WEDNESDAY IS LOADED AT SHARKY’S MACHINE! 🦈💚
🎶 MUSIC BINGO WEDNESDAY
🕐 Starts AFTER WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
🎟️ ROUNDS 1–3: FREE TO PLAY!
💵 $10 BLACKOUT ROUND
🏆 PRIZES FOR FREE ROUNDS!
🥃 FREE MIXED SHOT SPECIAL OR B**R FOR ROUND
Then keep the party going with Music Bingo with Q! 🎤🎵
📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress Rd • Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775
💚 LET THE MUSIC MAKE YOU MONEY! 💰
🦈 SHARKY’S MACHINE — WHERE WEDNESDAYS GET LOUD! 🔥
09/30/2026
Wednesday Night Poker Time --- 8pm @ Sharky's Machine..
Wear your 713/Sharkys shirt for a Bonus...
If you don't have one, buy it tonight!!!
Rsvp by 6:30 to enter the Free Drink raffle...
09/30/2026
🍹🔥 WEDNESDAY HAPPY HOUR WITH AMANDA! 🔥🍹
Get your Wednesday started right at Sharky’s Machine! 🎉
🍸 Happy Hour with Amanda
⏰ Til 7:30 PM
🥂 Good Drinks • Good Vibes • Great Times
Come grab a drink, bring your crew, and let Amanda take care of you! 💃🍹
📍 Sharky’s Machine
🔥 WEDNESDAY — HAPPY HOUR TIL 7:30! 🔥
09/29/2026
🎰💰 BIG BANK BINGO IS NOW ON TUESDAYS! 💰🎰
Get ready to PLAY BIG & WIN BIG at the Tank! 🤑🔥
📅 EVERY TUESDAY
⏰ STARTS AT 8:39 PM
🎟️ $5 — ONE SINGLE CARD
💵 CASH PAYOUTS EVERY ROUND!
🤑 THE BAR ADDS TO EACH ROUND based on cards purchased!
🎁 FREE CARD BONUSES:
⭐ Arrive early = FREE CARD
🥃 Buy a drink between rounds = FREE CARD
🎯 And if O/69 wins your bingo… you get a FREE SHOT ON Q! 😎
📍 SHARKY’S MACHINE
5222 Barker Cypress Rd • Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775
🔥 BRING YOUR LUCK. BRING YOUR CREW. LET’S MAKE IT RAIN! 💵💵💵
09/29/2026
🍹💚 HAPPY HOUR AT SHARKY’S MACHINE! 💚🍹
DOMINIQUE IS BEHIND THE BAR! 😍🔥
Come kick back, grab a drink, and enjoy some good vibes!
🍸 $3.00 WELLS
🍺 $2.75 DOMESTICS
🍹 Cold drinks • Great people • Good times
💕 LET’S GO HAVE A DRINK! 💕
📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress Rd • Houston, TX 77084
Tag your drinking crew and come see Dominique! 🦈🍻
09/28/2026
🎤🔥 KARAOKE SUNDAY AT SHARKY'S MACHINE! 🔥🎤
Ready to be the star of the show?
🎶 Grab the mic
🌟 Own the stage
🎤 Sing your favorite songs
🍻 Enjoy ice-cold drinks
😎 Hang out with great people
💥 DRINK SPECIALS 💥
🥃 $4 Qoo-Laid Shots
🍵 $5 Green Tea Shots
🍺 $3.75 Wells
📍 Sharky's Machine
🕘 Every Sunday Night Starting at 930pm
Whether you're a shower singer, a rock star, or just here for the fun, Karaoke Sunday is the place to be!
🎵 SING IT. LIVE IT. LOVE IT. 🎵
🎤🍻🌟
09/28/2026
🎱🔥 SUNDAY NIGHT POOL TOURNAMENT! 🔥🎱
Think you’ve got the skills? Come put them to the test with BOBBY! 🎯
💰 $10 PER PLAYER
💵 BAR ADDS TO THE FINAL POT!!!
🕗 PRACTICE — 8:00 PM
🎱 START — 8:30 PM
🏆 BCA RULES
🔥 DOUBLE ELIMINATION
👥 8 PLAYER MINIMUM
🎱 6 POOL TABLES
Whether you're a seasoned shark or ready to prove yourself, Sunday night is your night to RUN IT!
🍻 Cold drinks.
🎱 Big shots.
💰 Bigger pot.
🏆 WHO'S TAKING IT DOWN?
📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress • Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775
TAG YOUR POOL PARTNER & COME GET IN THE ACTION! 🔥🎱💰
09/27/2026
TEXANS FOOTBALL
RN WITH LIN TIL 730
COME JOIN US FOR SOME FOOTBALL
09/26/2026
JOIN BLU FOR HAPPY HOUR! 🔥
🍹 BLU BEHIND THE BAR 🍹
🍸 Cold Drinks • Good Vibes • Great Company
👯♀️ Bring Your Crew • Meet New People • Stay Awhile
📍 5222 BARKER CYPRESS • 77084
📞 281-855-9775
COME THIRSTY. LEAVE HAPPY. 🍻
09/24/2026
🎤🔥 KARAOKE TONIGHT AT SHARKY’S MACHINE! 🔥🎤
🏈 THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL FIRST… THEN WE SING! 🎶
Catch the game, grab a drink, and stick around for KARAOKE TONIGHT with Dominique & Jayia! 🎤🎶
🍹 DURING THE GAME:
🥃 $4 WHITE TEA SHOTS
🍋 $5 LEMON DROP SHOTS
Then turn the volume up and SING WHAT YOU WANT! 🎤🔥
📍 SHARKY’S MACHINE
5222 Barker Cypress • Houston, TX 77084
👑 Come have a drink with Dominique & Jayia and make Thursday night a whole vibe!
09/24/2026
🔥🍹 COME SEE DAIRA AT SHARKY’S MACHINE! 🦈❤️
Good drinks. Good people. GOOD VIBES! 🍻🎉
Pull up to Sharky’s Machine and let Daira take care of your drinks while you catch the game, kick back with friends, and enjoy the party atmosphere! 🏈🍸
🍹 Cold drinks
🏈 Games on the TVs
🎶 Great vibes
🔥 Great people
❤️ Your new favorite bartender is waiting!
📍 SHARKY’S MACHINE
🦈 LET’S GO!
Tag your crew and COME SEE DAIRA! 👀🍹
🦈🍻❤️
09/23/2026
🔥🏈 WEDNESDAY IS LOADED AT SHARKY’S MACHINE! 🦈💚
🎶 MUSIC BINGO WEDNESDAY
🕐 Starts AFTER WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
🎟️ ROUNDS 1–4: FREE TO PLAY!
💵 $10 BLACKOUT ROUND
🏆 PRIZES FOR FREE ROUNDS!
🥃 FREE MIXED SHOT SPECIAL OR B**R FOR ROUND
Then keep the party going with Music Bingo with Q! 🎤🎵
📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress Rd • Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775
💚 LET THE MUSIC MAKE YOU MONEY! 💰
🦈 SHARKY’S MACHINE — WHERE WEDNESDAYS GET LOUD! 🔥
09/21/2026
🍻 MONDAY IS A FUNDAY WITH BOBBY! 🍻
Mondays don't have to be boring! Come hang out with Bobby behind the bar tonight serving up your favorite drinks and good vibes at Sharky's Machine.
Whether you're getting off work or just looking for a reason to get out, we've got the drinks, the atmosphere, and the best bartender in town waiting for you.
📍 Sharky's Machine 5222 Barker Cypress Rd, Houston, TX 77084 📞 (281) 855-9775
Start your week the right way—Monday is a Funday with Bobby! 🦈🍹
09/20/2026
🎤👻 THE 6-WEEK SCARY-OKE SHOWCASE IS ONLY 2 WEEKS AWAY! 👻🎤
Think you’ve got what it takes to make it to the TOP 5? 🏆💰
Now’s the time to start practicing!
🔥 COME SING KARAOKE TONIGHT!
🎶 Pick your songs
🎤 Work on your performance
👻 Get ready for the SCARY-OKE SHOWCASE
💵 $500 IN PRIZES!
Don’t wait until audition night to find your song — COME PRACTICE TONIGHT! 🎤🔥
📅 Auditions begin October 1st
👑 Semis: October 29th
🏆 Top 5 Finale: November 4th
Who’s ready to SCARY-OKE?! 👻🎶💚
09/20/2026
🎱🔥 SUNDAY NIGHT POOL TOURNAMENT! 🔥🎱
NEW TIMES 👀👀👀👀
Think you’ve got the skills? Come put them to the test with BOBBY! 🎯
💰 $10 PER PLAYER
💵 BAR ADDS TO THE FINAL POT!!!
🕗 PRACTICE — 7:00 PM
🎱 START —:7:30 PM
🏆 BCA RULES
🔥 DOUBLE ELIMINATION
👥 8 PLAYER MINIMUM
🎱 6 POOL TABLES
Whether you're a seasoned shark or ready to prove yourself, Sunday night is your night to RUN IT!
🍻 Cold drinks.
🎱 Big shots.
💰 Bigger pot.
🏆 WHO'S TAKING IT DOWN?
📍 Sharky’s Machine
5222 Barker Cypress • Houston, TX 77084
📞 281-855-9775
TAG YOUR POOL PARTNER & COME GET IN THE ACTION! 🔥🎱💰
09/20/2026
TEXANS FOOTBALL
WITH LIN TIL 730
COME JOIN US FOR Some FOOTBALL
09/19/2026
JOIN BLU FOR HAPPY HOUR! 🔥
🍹 BLU BEHIND THE BAR 🍹
$1000 POKER GAME AT 2PM
COURTNEY MEG & DOMDOM ON THE SCENE
🍸 Cold Drinks • Good Vibes • Great Company
👯♀️ Bring Your Crew • Meet New People • Stay Awhile
📍 5222 BARKER CYPRESS • 77084
📞 281-855-9775
COME THIRSTY. LEAVE HAPPY. 🍻
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5222 Barker Cypress Ste 170
Houston, TX
77084
Opening Hours
| Monday | 1pm - 2am |
| Tuesday | 1pm - 2am |
| Wednesday | 1pm - 2am |
| Thursday | 1pm - 2am |
| Friday | 1pm - 2am |
| Saturday | 12pm - 2am |
| Sunday | 12pm - 2am |
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