Bruce the Beach Ridgeback

Vacation zoomies hit different. 😂💨🐾

New backyard. Same unhinged Beach Horse. 🐎
Apparently vacation means run like you stole something. 😂

Just my happy Beach Horse living his absolute best life. 🌊🐎🤎

Meanwhile, he spends ONE night with the pet sitter and Mom is home watching videos of him like he’s been gone for a month. 😂

Apparently Bruce isn’t the one with separation anxiety. 🥹🤎

Three little dogs had A LOT to say… 😂🐾

Bruce, all 80+ pounds of him, just laid down and took the lecture like a gentleman.

Apparently the bigger the dog, the less interested he is in arguing with management. 😂

Bruce found a hole in the sand bigger than he is and immediately decided it was the BEST THING EVER. 😂🌊🐾

Climbed in. Rolled around. Completely lost his mind. 😂

Apparently the beach knew exactly what the birthday boy wanted — his own Ridgeback-sized sandbox. 🎂😂

Happy 1st Birthday to our Bruce! 🤎🎂🐾

We survived the pterodactyl puppy stage 🦖😂 and now we’re bracing ourselves for adolescence.

Somewhere along the way, our little menace turned into the most incredible dog. He’s made best friends, brought people together, taken us on adventures and completely wrapped his family around those giant paws.

He’s given George a little brother he never asked for — and somehow convinced him to love him anyway. 😂🤎

Still stubborn, slightly feral and occasionally identifying as a Beach Horse 🐎… but underneath it all is the sweetest soul who loves his people

Somehow it feels like he’s always belonged right here with us. 🤎

Happy ONE, Brucie. We wouldn’t change a single crazy thing. 🎂🐾

Nothing like a little room to stretch those horse legs. 🐎💨😂

Bruce coming back at FULL GALLOP like the Kentucky Derby just relocated to the beach.

Beach Horse mode: ACTIVATED. 🌊🐎

When your bestie sneaks up behind you at the beach… 👀😂

And just like that… GAME ON! 💨🐾🌊

Best surprise ever. 🤎

Just Bruce checking if Mom is still delicious.

Anyone else have a mouthy Ridgeback?

5 days until ONE. 🎂🐾

Almost a grown man…
still lives with his parents, contributes nothing financially, and spends his afternoons lounging by the pool. 😂

But hey… he’s proud of how he looks. 😌