Oh My goal

I will never forget the day my dad caught😱 me looking for My shoe in his wallet 🤣

Yesterday when my daughter came home from school she told me teacher want to see me today. I went to school and find her” she was telling me she always see my daughter coming with R200 as a pocket money” I told the teacher that money is not a problem and I broke up with the babymama and now am staying with my sister and my kid but money is not a problem I have a lot🥴🤤.

Last night I pranked mosquitos 🦟 I open windows & allow them enter my house then I close the windows and go to sleep on roof 🙂‍↔️🤣

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 : Theodore
𝗦𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 : It depends
𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 : Theo
𝗕𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮y : On the day I was born
𝗧𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘀 : I’m not a bhantiti
𝗥𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀 : Home affairs reflects single
𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 o𝗿 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘀 : Neither an actor nor singer
𝗟𝗼𝗻gest re𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 : 400 kilometres
𝗜𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 : I’m not a car.
𝗚𝗼𝘁 𝗜𝗻 𝗔 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 : I don’t fight, I moer.
𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 : I’m no vampire 🙏🏾
𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 : Via a plastic bottle
Br𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 : Are hearts made of glass?
𝗚𝗼𝘁 Arrested : Do I look like I’m from Kwagga?

P**a molomo : R7 000
Lobola. : R55 000
Ring : R10 000
Tent and catering : R20 000
Wedding dress : R10 000
MC : R2 500
Moruti : R3 000
Suit : R15 000
Traditional dress : R5 000
Food and drinks : R15 000
Car hire : R6000
Photographer : R3 000
Photoshoot : R3000
Honeymoon : R40 000

Total : R174 500

After two years of happy marriage, a fihle moshanyana wa Polo vivo ea second hand ka half chicken nyana ea R65 le six pac ea Savanna a letsa AMapiano 🥳 A batle divorce 🥲. Ao nkele half of your property 💔😭 Mxm mara nyalang, Hakena jealous Nna.

Watching football with a woman👩🏾‍🦰is really stressful🤣

👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"
👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool"
👨🏽‍🦱"That's a good team"
👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving😥😓
👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭😭

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