Sigma Delta Roflcopter

He spent the majority of his youth as a runaway rodeo clown. One day, He stumbled upon an abandoned helicopter with 2 BIG-ASS drums of moonshine in it labeled “Sigma” and “Delta”. After discovering this great wondrous omen, Ralph A. Copter decided to fly around the continental U.S., bearing Moonshine and smiles. After crash landing in the great state of Pennsylvania, Ralph A. Copter found a house full of misguided youth. The youth saw the glimmering hope of “brotherhood” and “fraternity” in this jubilant, sexy dancing rodeo clown. After being knighted as Sir Hall and Oats, Sir Copter gave these needy souls his wondrous treasure of moonshine...and sluts; and thus, in his honor, the fraternity of Sigma Delta ROFLCOPTER was born. Sigma Delta ROFLCOPTER is all about the bros. Because we are the Rodebros. You best be silly before you drink our moonshine, suckaaaa. We're here to party hard, but becoming a member of our Fraternity has many other benefits: You'll have so many opportunities after graduating in addition to being a member of SIG ROFL:

-Fast Track employment at Jones' GOOD ASS BBQ and Foot Massage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

-We'll help you get your foot in the door as a paralegal at Jones' Cheap Ass Prep-paid Legal and Daycare Academy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESJINXeBjhc

-Internships to piss, defecate, and deface GG Allin's grave! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYAflHm-U4