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Our social media intern thinks LinkedIn is old and busted, and that we should post our help wanted ads on TikTok. We're compromising and posting it here.

Like the summer heat in Texas and want to make it even hotter by needlessly hammering your infrastructure with test requests? Allow us to introduce ourselves...

Our solution is cross-platform, covering *both* of the platforms: Linux *and* macOS.

If we give away the code to curlzilla-pro, can you still pay for it? Sure! What we're really selling is moral clarity here, after all. Not software.

Anyway, here's the code.

GitHub - curlzilla/curlzilla-pro: Heavy Lifting for Every HTTP Request Heavy Lifting for Every HTTP Request. Contribute to curlzilla/curlzilla-pro development by creating an account on GitHub.

If you don’t test your code, your customers will.

We invented Declarative Monitoring, but what we've been working on is going to ruin the SIEM industry; Declarative Security Monitoring is coming, whether the world is ready or not.

https://curlzilla.com/training.php

The training center has been entirely overhauled, for pennies on the dime. We think that customers will get a lot more mileage out of it now.

Watchzilla invented Declarative Monitoring. You people still don't know what you have here. https://curlzilla.com/watchzilla.php

It behooves everyone to put some polish on things from time to time. And now putting on polish pretty much amounts to some token spend, so you'd think a QA industry disruptor could pretty much spike the ball and walk away victorious.

All we know is that dragons love tacos. Am I right?

https://youtu.be/E8k_fT6q7WE?si=YKXUCC8IiIScbAqz

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