Ninjas With Syringes
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Ninjas With Syringes is a beautifully decorated 3 piece power trout house of melodic punk origin from Portland, Oregon Act now and save!
Saved by savings 24hrs, Ninjas have been legacy sticking music into the veins of the virtual man since 2006 like an affordable 3-piece suit worn throughout Portland’s punkrock-based torso, arms, and truncated extremities. When fully flummoxed (or threatened by another band), Ninjas become a flame hardened thunder lion with little lightening bolts shooting out of its eyes because of raw energy, rode into battle by unsaddled Portland born-n-raised harlot Matt Danger (vox and guitars), accompanied by the insatiable wizard-finger majesty of bass-master general Dylan Samore on deck with the 4 string low end, with angelic backup vocals akin to one of Zeus' kids...say, Hermes... and yea behold but not least, let us remit the titillating heartrob of magnanimous percussive force of a one Sir Brian Ward (Secnd Best) who puts his bearded martial accuracy to the test through unbounded displays of speed and sonic combat on and off the kilt and the kit. These Ninjas three love to trout up their magical chariot Elizabeth (their red van), fill it full of gear and hit the dusty trails to play their hearts out and engage their arts, rocking shows and exploring the diverse landscape of mountains, oceans, forests, lakes, peninsulas, well-springs and estuaries throughout the mighty pacifc, west coast and beyond to be enveloped by the lush tapestries of their surroundings, friends, culture, Rainier and immaculate inspirations of their virtue to further their dark agenda of spreading party and love via a wide swath of venues, people, and tacos to further stab tenaciously to victory through their guttural ethos of passion and sacrifice to preserve their energy, show and sound for generations to come in a frankly s*xy cryogenic stasis also known as albums! Plus one time they all had s*x with an alien at the same time to get their incredible powers. Their music is also available now in a nutrient rich paste, and powder form!
08/24/2026
ShaZzAm! Happy Volume Bomb Fest to all those that celebrated! We troutsalute you 🖤🔥💛
HELL BOUND POUND fu**in some trout up in Portland The Off Beat PDX on their "2 Broke 2 Tour Tour". Fu**in incredible band and exceptionally fantastic humans. Stoked to see where they go and what they do next... Scope em out. Stellar new east bay punk band...
08/08/2026
Tonight!!! Tying on a round with HELL BOUND POUND from the bay area in N Portland. Let's trout it up ☝️🛹❤️
07/08/2026
Yay more glamour shots of us porkin around live. Shows lately have been good to us and funner(er) than ever. Thankful for all the friends who still come out sometimes to make playing this music worth it
Alright, enough reminiscencing... back to the studio for us to finish up our new full length. See yinz up stream, jags. Trout on. Trout up. Git sum
06/30/2026
Hey we wanna take a minute to say thank you to Coastal Chaos IV for having us on in Astoria over the weekend. More like Coastal Orginzation, because the good folks at Volume Bomb Music sure crafted a well organized 2 days of live music that brought lots of excellent people together. Even kept it on time despite our asses! Extra shoutout to Sean Farrell and Jason Rocksmore and the exceptional staff at American Legion Post 12 for working the show and keeping everything on the rails proper. Til next time, here's troutin atcha 🖖💙🔥🤘
06/28/2026
Troutin around with these brassholes. You know it's gonna be good when you're Astoriaing on a stormin night such as this. Let's roll up another trout tail. Astoria Legion 12 don't take no guff. Extra trout shout out to Hurricane Ron for being the penultimate gentleman on the half shell and Workers Tavern for keeping us well trouted all about ⚓✨🔥
06/21/2026
Some fun snaps playing the first annual POP PUNK FEST. We had an absolute troutblast at Wyrd Hut meeting some new folks and bands. Thanks to Lexi and Chris Powell at Crisis Averted Booking for being super rad, solvent, and putting on the all ager rager. See ya at the next show!
📸 credit: Nic Frost 🤙
06/19/2026
Troutnite (Tonight!) We wail a trout of a tale as old as time for PDX POP PUNK FEST poppin off on night 2 of 3 Crisis Averted Booking brings the goods to the Wyrd Hut stage off SE 65th Foster! Excited to see some many dope bands get their juicy sounds flowing. It's ALL AGES and gonna be a joyful time of thrashing punkrock should ye dare 🏴☠️ 🦜🌊🪵
We hit the stage at 9:30-10:10 💙
Come have a van beer with us 💚
Minimal bummer summer engage ✔️💦
06/19/2026
PDX POP PUNK FEST has begun tonight at Wyrd Hut on Foster Street! We'll be there tomorrow to pal out and drop our trout thunder on the stage 9:30-10:10. Stoked to see some rad bands and friends trouting around and out together. See you at the party, Richter!! 🔥💙🖖🍻
06/13/2026
Tomorrow night! We rock our trout out with homies Old Cross John St Angelo The Plonks at Cider Mill in SW. Come enjoy some 40s and chicken in the parking lot with us as we grease our pole up to roll the troutpile down. It's a benefit to help out a good man Scott Daggett recover from a traumatic brain injury and raise some funds so he doesn't die. Hell, have some cider even. Whatever wets your whistle. Take your milk thistle. Or don't. No one listens to anyone about anything. Let's party and help Scott live. Trout on 🖖🌮🫠💛❤️🔥
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