Stoopid Burger

🎃 Stoopid Burger is headed to Downtown St. Helens! 🍔

Find our food truck downtown every Saturday and Sunday from September 26 through November 1 for Halloweentown! We’ll have a special menu available, so come hungry.

We hope to see you there! 👻🧡

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🍔 FEED THE WHOLE CREW FOR $30! 🍟

Grab 4 cheeseburgers and 4 orders of fries for just $30! Whether you’re feeding the family or keeping it all to yourself—we’re not judging. 😂

Available at both Stoopid Burger locations through September 30th! Don’t wait until the last minute to get yours!

📍 6935 NE Glisan St. — Portland
📍 175 Bowling Alley Ln. — St. Helens

🔥 TWO STOOPID BURGERS FOR $30! 🔥

Loaded with beef, American cheese, bacon, ham, egg, hotlink, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, and our signature Stoopid Sauce—PLUS crinkle-cut fries! 🍔🍟

Share one with somebody… or mind your business and eat both. 😂

📍 Available at both locations:
6935 NE Glisan St., Portland
175 Bowling Alley Ln., St. Helens

New hours, more time to get Stoopid! 🍔🔥 Our Glisan location is now open later on Fridays and Saturdays!

⏰ Sunday–Thursday: 11:30 AM–9:00 PM
⏰ Friday & Saturday: 11:30 AM–11:00 PM

📍 Rocket Empire Machine
6935 NE Glisan St., Portland, OR

Pull up hungry—we’ll handle the rest! 🤪🍔

St. Helens, we’ve got new hours—and we’re staying up late on Fridays and Saturdays! 🍔🌙

⏰ Wednesday & Thursday: 3:00–9:00 PM
⏰ Friday & Saturday: 3:00 PM–12:00 AM
⏰ Sunday: 1:00–8:00 PM
Closed Monday & Tuesday

📍 BigFoot Cart & Brew
175 Bowling Alley Lane, St. Helens, OR

Come grab your Stoopid favorites for dinner—or satisfy that late-night burger craving! 🤪🍔

🍔 HELP US SETTLE THE DEBATE! 🍔

Which burger is the BEST Signature Burger of all time? 👀🔥

We may be thinking about doing something a little crazy… but first, we need to know which burger has the people’s vote! 🤫

Look over the contenders, then drop your winner in the comments! No ties, no “I can’t choose,” and no fighting… unless somebody picks wrong. 😂

Let the burger battle begin! ⬇️

🔥 WELCOME BACK, CRAZY BURGER! 🔥

The fan favorite is back—but only for a limited time!

Beef, Swiss cheese, grilled steak, BBQ sauce, mushrooms, onion rings, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and our signature Stoopid Sauce, this burger lives up to its name. 🤪🍔

Bold. Messy. Loaded with flavor.

Grab yours before it’s gone! Available for a limited time at participating Stoopid Burger locations.

🔥 OUR 3PC FAMOUS FISH BASKET IS ONLY $10! 🔥

All Locations

📍6935 NE Glisan St. Portland, OR
📍175 Bowling Alley Ln. St Helens, OR

Get 3 pieces of our crispy, golden Famous Fish served with fries—all August long! Don’t wait until the last minute to grab yours.

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🔥Meet the $10 Dumiyaki Burger! 🍔

Stacked with beef, bacon, Swiss cheese, pineapple, crispy onion rings, teriyaki sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and our signature Stoopid Sauce.

This sweet, savory, saucy special is available for a limited time—grab yours before it’s gone on August 16!

Both locations

📍6935 NE Glisan St. Portland, OR
📍175 Bowling Alley Ln. St Helens, OR